A Letter To Santa
...I once wrote a letter to Santa,
I'm gassy. I need some Mylanta.
Then Santa wrote back
asked, Are you on crack?
That's one stupid wish I can't grant-a!...
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Categories:
mylanta, humor,
Form: Limerick
Gassy Santa Near Atlanta
...Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
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Categories:
mylanta, humor,
Form: Limerick
She Thought I Couldn'T Write a Song Not About Dope, Death and Destruction
...this was written strictly because she wanted to bet and i won!
I WONDER IF ONE EVER FEELS HEAVY IN HEAVEN
I will sing you to a star
No matter how very far
I will bring you to the sun
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Categories:
mylanta, romancewrite, star, me, star,
Form: Quintain (English)
She Thought I Couldn'T Write a Song Not About Dope, Death and Destruction
...this was written strictly because she wanted to bet and i won!
I WONDER IF ONE EVER FEELS HEAVY IN HEAVEN
I will sing you to a star
No matter how very far
I will bring you to the sun
N...
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Categories:
mylanta, romancewrite, star, me, star,
Form: Quintain (English)
She Thought I Couldn'T Write a Song Not About Dope, Death and Destruction
...this was written strictly because she wanted to bet and i won!
I WONDER IF ONE EVER FEELS HEAVY IN HEAVEN
I will sing you to a star
No matter how very far
I will bring you to the sun
N...
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Categories:
mylanta, romancewrite, star, me, star,
Form: Quintain (English)
In Love With You
...Weed, Pills, Coke
Some things I crave to do
Cut, Run, Isolate
All of which would hurt you
High, Intoxication, Scars
The aftermath
Careless, Unstable, Deadly
None of it used to sound so bad
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Categories:
mylanta, inspirational, love, passion, teen,
Form: I do not know?