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Mylanta Poems - Poems about Mylanta

A Letter To Santa

...I once wrote a letter to Santa, I'm gassy. I need some Mylanta. Then Santa wrote back asked, Are you on crack? That's one stupid wish I can't grant-a!......

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Categories: mylanta, humor,
Form: Limerick

Gassy Santa Near Atlanta

...Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta. When Santa Claus farted, the reindeer all darted. And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!” ......

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Categories: mylanta, humor,
Form: Limerick

She Thought I Couldn'T Write a Song Not About Dope, Death and Destruction

...this was written strictly because she wanted to bet and i won! I WONDER IF ONE EVER FEELS HEAVY IN HEAVEN I will sing you to a star No matter how very far I will bring you to the sun N......

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Categories: mylanta, romancewrite, star, me, star,
Form: Quintain (English)

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

She Thought I Couldn'T Write a Song Not About Dope, Death and Destruction

Categories: mylanta, romancewrite, star, me, star,
Form: Quintain (English)

She Thought I Couldn'T Write a Song Not About Dope, Death and Destruction

Categories: mylanta, romancewrite, star, me, star,
Form: Quintain (English)

In Love With You

...Weed, Pills, Coke Some things I crave to do Cut, Run, Isolate All of which would hurt you High, Intoxication, Scars The aftermath Careless, Unstable, Deadly None of it used to sound so bad B......

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Categories: mylanta, inspirational, love, passion, teen,
Form: I do not know?