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A Letter To Santa

I once wrote a letter to Santa, I'm gassy. I need some Mylanta. Then Santa wrote back asked, Are you on crack? That's one stupid wish I can't grant-a!

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Joanna Daniel

Date: 10/8/2023 3:25:00 AM

Fun one, Dale, welcome back:)

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/6/2023 6:10:00 PM

Santa sent liquorice root for the trots - With an extremely long list of must-nots - One was not to drink beer - Not to toast Christmas cheer - For that would amount to calling the shots……. Belle

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 10/6/2023 6:34:00 PM

Hi, Belle. Thanks for commenting.

Karen Jones

Date: 10/5/2023 10:30:00 PM

Lol. Good one.

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 10/6/2023 7:05:00 AM

Thanks for reading, Karen.