My Giddy Aunt Poems - Poems about My Giddy Aunt

...Ogre Often he’s a cranky, Olive-skinned, swamp dwelling, Obtusely-witted fiend... Only bathes in mud—eats Onions, garlic, ...(sniff)... GAS?!! Ogre’s in the outhouse!! Oh! My giddy aunt...RU......

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...CENSORED: a kind of unfinished symphony This hammer made my finger sting The flaming, silly, soppy thing Now I’ve hit my poor old thumb Oh my giddy aunt, ho hum My right leg’s broke below ......

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...I remember when my Aunt wanted a divorce, said, "at last my time is mine I shall live on the Golf Course". My Uncle never played he gave the game a snub, thought it pretty pointless to hit a......

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