MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES I'm in a Terrible Jam
MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES! I’M IN A TERRIBLE JAM….
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At midnight, my stomach grumbled
With snacks in the pantry, I fumbled
On the shelves high and low,
Chocolate cookies. Say no!
But tripped on my cat and then tumbled!
Toward the fridge I tiptoed with glee,
For it holds a treasure trove for me.
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Categories:
munchies, 12th grade, humorous,
Form: Limerick
John Lennon Gets the Munchies
Imagine there's no cupcake
Someone in the house ate yours
No Krispy Kremes or KitKats
No pudding pops or s'mores
Imagine there's no halva
Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo.
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Categories:
munchies, food, humor, imagination, inspiration,
Form: Lyric
Munching On Munchies
Once knew a gal from Geneva
Downed the biggest glass of tequila
Stripped down to her undies
While munching on munchies
Next day she claimed she had amnesia
© Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories:
munchies, silly,
Form: Limerick
Munchies
I can feel it growl and I don't know why
I think its telling me I need to eat
Starvation sets in yet I am not high
Stay in the kitchen cuz i stand the heat
Open the cabinet grab me some food
Throw it on the grill with some bomb season
Saut'e my grub so it has attitude
Im not just
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Categories:
munchies, foodme,
Form: Sonnet
The Munchies
Sitting around smoking dope,
is this silly lycanthrope.
Toking is always fun,
Now I want food by the ton.
Laughing and looking around,
but no food in this house can be found.
I guess I'll have to go out for some grub,
I guess I'll find some unexpecting bub!
So I head to the local village,
for someone's bones to pillage.
I creep around,
looking for
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Categories:
munchies, fantasy, friendshipfood,
Form: Heroic Couplet
The Munchies
(This is a fictional poem)
My ex-boss owned a diner and he served soup that was free.
He put marijuana in it to give the customers the munchies.
When they ate the soup, they ordered lots of food.
They even ordered the liver and onions that was on the menu.
I decided to go to the cops and snitch.
Now he's
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Categories:
munchies, food, funny, life,
Form: I do not know?