Munchies Poems - Poems about Munchies

Imagine there's no cupcake Someone in the house ate yours No Krispy Kremes or KitKats No pudding pops or s'mores Imagine there's no halva Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo....

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Once knew a gal from Geneva Downed the biggest glass of tequila Stripped down to her undies While munching on munchies Next day she claimed she had amnesia © Jack Ellison 2015...

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I can feel it growl and I don't know why I think its telling me I need to eat Starvation sets in yet I am not high Stay in the kitchen cuz i stand the heat Open the cabinet grab me some food Throw it on the grill with some bomb season Saut'e my grub so it has attitude Im not just...

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Sitting around smoking dope, is this silly lycanthrope. Toking is always fun, Now I want food by the ton. Laughing and looking around, but no food in this house can be found. I guess I'll have to go out for some grub, I guess I'll find some unexpecting bub! So I head to the local village, for someone's bones to pillage. I creep around, looking for...

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(This is a fictional poem) My ex-boss owned a diner and he served soup that was free. He put marijuana in it to give the customers the munchies. When they ate the soup, they ordered lots of food. They even ordered the liver and onions that was on the menu. I decided to go to the cops and snitch. Now he's...

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