MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES! I’M IN A TERRIBLE JAM….
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At midnight, my stomach grumbled
With snacks in the pantry, I fumbled
On the shelves high and low,
Chocolate cookies. Say no!
But tripped on my cat and then tumbled!
Toward the fridge I tiptoed with glee,
For it holds a treasure trove for me.
There's a jar of sweet jam, tight
I’m stuck with tasteless yam, terrible plight!
With spoon and my cravings, an eating spree!
Oh, the brownies were calling my name.
They ‘made me’ lose the dieter’s game.
Each chocolate bite I took,
My belly constantly shook,
Now my waistline will never be the same!
Categories:
munchies, 12th grade, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Imagine there's no cupcake
Someone in the house ate yours
No Krispy Kremes or KitKats
No pudding pops or s'mores
Imagine there's no halva
Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo.
Categories:
munchies, food, humor, imagination, inspiration,
Form: Lyric
Once knew a gal from Geneva
Downed the biggest glass of tequila
Stripped down to her undies
While munching on munchies
Next day she claimed she had amnesia
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
munchies, silly,
Form: Limerick
I can feel it growl and I don't know why
I think its telling me I need to eat
Starvation sets in yet I am not high
Stay in the kitchen cuz i stand the heat
Open the cabinet grab me some food
Throw it on the grill with some bomb season
Saut'e my grub so it has attitude
Im not just hungry I have a reason
When it is finished I'll eat it real quick
But that doesn't stop the feeling i get
I ate it so fast you'd think I'd get sick
I eat all this food but still I stay fit
I eat a whole box of captain crunchies
I guess its because i got the munchies
Categories:
munchies, foodme,
Form: Sonnet
Sitting around smoking dope,
is this silly lycanthrope.
Toking is always fun,
Now I want food by the ton.
Laughing and looking around,
but no food in this house can be found.
I guess I'll have to go out for some grub,
I guess I'll find some unexpecting bub!
So I head to the local village,
for someone's bones to pillage.
I creep around,
looking for someone tasty in town.
Oh look someone too fulfill my appetite,
walking alone through the night.
The hunger making me much crazier,
I pick my teeth with James Fraser.
He looks like a meal that can't be beat,
a great poet is a yummy treat.
I creep up and leap,
knocking him from his feet.
Ripping out his lily white throat,
in his blood I do gloat,
Thanks for being a delicious meal,
my belly you did fill!
Categories:
munchies, fantasy, friendshipfood,
Form: Heroic Couplet
(This is a fictional poem)
My ex-boss owned a diner and he served soup that was free.
He put marijuana in it to give the customers the munchies.
When they ate the soup, they ordered lots of food.
They even ordered the liver and onions that was on the menu.
I decided to go to the cops and snitch.
Now he's in jail and he's some guy's #####.
He doesn't like the predicament that he's in.
I guarantee that he'll never sell food again.
Categories:
munchies, food, funny, life,
Form: I do not know?