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The Munchies

Sitting around smoking dope,
is this silly lycanthrope.
Toking is always fun,
Now I want food by the ton.

Laughing and looking around,
but no food in this house can be found.
I guess I'll have to go out for some grub,
I guess I'll find some unexpecting bub!

So I head to the local village,
for someone's bones to pillage.
I creep around,
looking for someone tasty in town.

Oh look someone too fulfill my appetite,
walking alone through the night.
The hunger making me much crazier,
I pick my teeth with James Fraser.

He looks like a meal that can't be beat,
a great poet is a yummy treat.
I creep up and leap,
knocking him from his feet.

Ripping out his lily white throat,
in his blood I do gloat,
Thanks for being a delicious meal,
my belly you did fill!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Date: 8/7/2009 9:44:00 PM
I love it...oh god Demented you have me laughing and enjoying your demented mind....Love Evil
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Date: 8/7/2009 5:48:00 PM
Mmmm, i wonder who this Frazier guy is, Ah Joe Frazier, Phew - just as well i am a Fraser. Tee - Hee, missed me, kool write of one of the three sisters De La Keur. I hope you ghourlies know i will always be writing poems about you, so there,xxx
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Date: 8/7/2009 2:57:00 PM
I'm not sure about this one. Quite scary. Sara
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