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Funny Mother Son Poems

These Funny Mother Son poems are examples of Mother Son poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mother Son Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Pamela Bass
mothers day pilot pam bass

feeling a bit bored and crass

flew east in a wink

right into the drink

losing her sons boarding pass.

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Categories: mother son, fun, funny, giggle, humor,

They Call Me Baby Here
I am just new here
Everything looks strange
Even the language unfamiliar
I can't even keep my steps

I have been in dark world
It had been years I guess

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Categories: mother son, birth, child, family, imagination,

Premium Member With Strings Attached
"To get what you desperately covet, you must go the extra mile!' - quote by poet


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Categories: mother son, appreciation, desire, humor, mother

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: mother son, 12th grade, character, hope,

Don'T Marry Meredith
It's funny, because I've vacuumed under your bed 
a hundred times in the past two years
I've dusted the black bedside table
picked up your Scotch and...

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Categories: mother son, abuse, angst, family, fate,

The Junkie's Son, Part Iv
It started out like it had every year,
she went to the hospital, sat on a bench,
stared at the eminence from the outside,
and felt the stirrings...

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Categories: mother son, birth, forgiveness, grief, hope,

Premium Member Visitation Time

Faint barks, evening, wind, and rain
I'm standing outside these gates again
staring at her long twisted cobbled grey 
She'll be pleading and crying for me to...

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Categories: mother son, addiction, anxiety, evil, funny,

Premium Member A Vivid Dream
He had this vivid dream the other night 
of the day his mother died
And though they hadn’t been close in many years
in his dream
when he...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dream, love, mother son,

My Soon To Be 18yr Old
Soon you will be 18 
I can imagine the next game play you will try on me on
You try so hard the same game play...

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Categories: family, mother son, truth,

Super Mum
You’re only a mum,
But that’s all it takes.
To be super human,
You don’t even get breaks.

You’re a cook, A dish washer,
A cleaner, a nurse.
A teacher, a...

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Categories: mother son, child, children, funny love,

Like Mother Like Son
I always thought that I was like my dad.
People tell me that I look like him
So, I just suspected that we were similar.

He doesn’t show...

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Categories: mother son, best friend, family, mother

Parkour's Not Her Thing
Before parkour gained such popularity
To jump from house to shed, was fun as could be
I dared not critique
When I heard mom shriek  
When you...

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© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, mother son, perspective,

Endless Fight

if they had went through 
every minute of what 
conceived my wisdom, 
they’d all be running 
back to mommy. 

if she knew there was...

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Categories: mother son, funny love, grief, kid,

Premium Member Brother For Sale
Brother for sale.
I'll deliver him too.
I can send in the mail,
Wrapped in yellow or blue.

He's water potty-trained now,
But that can change in a day.
He'll be...

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Categories: mother son, father, father son, funny,

To My Dear Son
(true feelings)

To my dear son.
I miss the time when you was a was jolly as can be
You never she'd a tear, only when I...

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Categories: mother son,