Name Monkey Poems

I'm an orange monkey
in China I was made,
stitched with much affection
and garlanded with braid.

Purchased then on eBay
and wrapped to make a gift,
I was posted to...

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Monkey in the mall!
 People did wonder how he got inside of that stall.
He Started to destroy everything and break it all!
Then came a zoo...

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I found him at the Shelter, scraggly dirty and begging for bananas 
as he jumped up and down he screeched, eek eek mama mama? 
So...

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Monkey business


“I say how about
breakfast at The New Farmer’s”


Our day of picking and consuming done
no hunger induced nightmares, we rest dusk to dawn
check on the...

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I am not a communist, nor a capitalist

I am a  biologist and humanist

I am happy with all animals

and all humans with no viciousness 

I...

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One time I hired a monkey 
He took notes for me in every class 
I would just be sittin’ there 
My mind a happy blank...

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Today is Enough

The morning came early. 
In fact I was up all night. 
I watched the coming and going…
of the stars.

God’s work ever at hand,...

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I once met a monkey,
the monkeys name was Humphrey.
Humphrey did confront me,
he did it bold and bluntly.
What happend next I haven't a clue.... the grumpy...

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Is free verse poetry or 'falutin name for prose,
In truth, perhaps, more saunter in the park?
A tawdry muse that's dressed in Sunday's store-bought clothes,
A mud...

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Somewhere far away, in some distant tree
crouches a monkey, waiting patiently.
Black, faceless, hooded, he watches;
when the time is right he’ll come for me.
On his back...

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You can't tell me that you didn't see this coming.

Dear Miss Monkey Manners, can you spare a minute? 
I know that you help apes in...

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From: The office of Spritual Advisor
Re: God And Country

The 600 pound gorilla in the room
has a name and is coming real soon

They can jive and...

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The noose is a nightmare for any seafaring man
Especially those who thrive the best they can

Danger lurks on the waves like a mugger in the...

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