Missus Poems - Poems about Missus

Shames and insecurities they made a game of siring the generations of the world The flaw in creation where the need to complicate is seen as intriguing Which the body of the wife is not her's alone neither is the body of the husband then him stagnated shall be horned a fault in his thought pattern she stood to hear him defame her by using historical references to describe women of...

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We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES! I prefer to craft a poem for no rhyme nor reason expressing heartfelt pleasure to our highly refined palate versus presenting tasty, yummy and zesty nutritious snacks exuberant feedback courtesy Tik Tok. Aside from harkening from Semitic stock me and the missus relish those (Katz) gluten free pastries they give us the oomph to rock and similar...

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Once again, the missus did volunteer yours truly as master of ceremonies..., when triumvirate (Kathleen Bergen, Pamela Floreen, and Richard Jett) constitute Grosse and Quade real estate management cutting crew for Highland Manor Apartments in Schwenksville conduct requisite yearly property inspection (the law mandates low income rental properties constituent units undergo careful examination courtesy Housing and Urban Development) on May 28th, 2024. Countdown triggers nails bitten down...

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Baseless incriminations heaped upon head of missus... courtesy evil ferocious wraithlike grimace Acrimonious scurrilous words flew out the mouth of vicious nasty shortish brute leaving yours truly as a key witness dumbfounded. Outrageous spluttering claims of stolen parcels plus ransacked jewelry totaling to the tune of countless Benjamins (hundred dollar bills) viciously lobbed at dear wife of mine as iterated in a previously written poem. Camera phone thrust forward (analogous to...

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Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I attest Frau Harris inspired me as she lies abed. Flush with rage the spouse will become allied if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder altercation especially likely if divorce blurted making me wish to experience (immediately) bartered...

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The missus upstages Grosse and Quade at unit b44... for upcoming June 2023 inspection/violation. Countdown triggers nails bitten down to quick geesh if only Mary Poppins could pull off cheap trick or think super tramping Glinda courtesy film Wizard of Oz Good Witch of the North riding at light speed in nick of time travelling on her state of the art broomstick unfortunately they long since retired...

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When vitamin and medication bottles became plaything of the missus Mental health of yours truly heavily reliant upon one selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor named fluoxetine (Prozac) aside from countless (approximately seven) other prescription medications kept stashed in a plastic tray until one or more taken at least once or at most three times daily. The wife flush with grand ideas to gleefully, playfully, and zestfully pester me dreamt...

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The missus unflagging crocheting efforts as Betsy Ross incarnate With needle in hand incorporating love in every single crochet stitch that's my wife tad more'n a quarter century ago then newlywed to yours truly slowly, magically but inexorably transforming skein of yarn into requested end product of her tastefully done choice. Eventual inchoate objective will become transformed into miniature flag of Puerto Rico (regarding country of origin the...

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The missus served me high test coffee... Ah... tis nothing more heavenly (to one borne again devout atheist) then a spring like January 18th, 2023 here at Highland Manor apartments picturesque green covered landscape, where intrepid dandelions dare to defy month day on calendar and sprout up here and there. Resident wordsmith ensconced within Unit B44. Actually both of us situated in bedroom;...

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Apology to the missus at nighttime... first day of January two thousand and twenty three. While the wife then in the process of leaving a telephone message for our eldest daughter, (on vacation, thus unreachable) her cajoling tone of voice beckoned, intimated, and _underscored curiosity to discover how romance blossomed between first born and soulmate of offspring while both progeny and Puerto Rican young man both freshmen in the same...

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When Santa said, "I'm DONE, my Dear, replace me and bring me great cheer,” he showed he’s unfair. No woman would wear the same outfit year after year! howmanysyllables.com 8 8 5 5 8 December 15, 2022 Contest Title: A Funny Santa Limerick Placed 2nd Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus Found us abed thee twelfth day of December, cuz yours truly still felt dehydration, physical fatigue and soreness, which possibly linkedin to using stationary bicycle. Our bed (mine and the wife), I arbitrarily describe as double wide mine traditional established approximate sleeping side on the right if facing headboard while...

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Santa Claus departs with his wife in fear Not occasionally, but every year, That he’ll slip and fall And breaking his jaw, Put himself out of commission, Oh dear! Written November 27, 2022 Submitted to "Holiday Limerick" Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 10/10/5/5/10 by HMS...

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Collisions between yours truly and the missus Space at a premium in our apartment lettered and numbered b44 at Highland Manor, cuz the spouse heavily trends toward disorderliness. She readily admits her predilection to disavow being a neatnik, yet owns the capacity getting down to brass tacks to tidy up whenever the warden who rivals the military police announces requisite inspection. We dread unwelcome visits courtesy management triumvirate whereby anticipatory anxiety put...

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The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus to vibrate like jelly Me experienced quite disruptive sleep (quite early in the morning of November 10th 2022 - no shut eye could I keep), hence though exhausted, I share childlike trait of mine spouse insufferable playfulness finds me ready to collapse in a heap. Missus as inquisitor a worse fate than death expounded courtesy the following cheeky...

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