Mispronounces Poems - Poems about Mispronounces

...I'm tired of the way the ball always bounces, and of gaining pounds while only eating ounces, tired that for every one step forward, there's two steps back, and that my glass is always half empty ......

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...The llama has a name that everybody mispronounces. "The double 'll', it sounds like 'y'," he patiently announces. "The single 'l', it sounds like 'l'," proceeds his dissertation, "And a 'lama' is ......

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...He really does me in... He mispronounces “America” Says he has a passport from somewhere-ica Therefore thinks he’s a citizen Then, oh Lord, we begin again And, he just goes on.... He has been a ......

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