Miltie Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Laugh - Fives

Moshe, Larry, Curly,
Howls, cries, nyuks;
Three silly comic stars:
Smile, clown -- Cluck!

Chico, Harpo, Benny, Berle,
Moron grins, happy chins;
Crazy nutty comic kooks:
Funny jokes -- egads zooks!  

Alvin Ailey, dance gaily,
False teeth: Brush daily; 
Silly Sally, Dilly-dally,
Ollie, Holly, Mollie!

Belly flops, fatal plops, 
Messy slops, lemon drops;
Harry Caray, Tooth Fairy,
Music Maven -- Chuck Berry.

Pitty-patty, kitty-katty,
Ticky-tacky, Cinci-nnati
Polly-Wolly, Wooly Bully,
Diffy-daffy, Laughy Taffy!

   
       March 22, 2018
    
     Contest entry in "A little laughter five," sponsored by
     Edward McCall, closing date - March 23, 2018


Notes:  Moe Howard's (of the Three Stooges) actual first name was Moshe.
  'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk' was a trademark line of Curly (3 Stooges.) 
   Berle is comedian: Milton Berle (aka 'Uncle Miltie').
  'Egads zooks' is an exclamation my mother and others of her
   generation used to use (frequently). 
  'Wooly Bully' was a pop song by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs,
   released in 1965; it soared high on the Top-40 charts.

Premium Member Anything Happen While I Was Gone

Anything happen while I was gone?
I asked my dear Cathie today
Was sitting there in my big easy chair
When off to dreamland I strayed

Met some very interesting people
Marilyn, Elvis and Liz Taylor
John Wayne, Uncle Miltie, and Deano
Even Frankie boy as a sailor

These guys were the 'perfect' antidote
For anything that happens to ail you
They sang, they acted, they made us laugh
Happiness came shining through

There aren't very many like that today 
I miss 'em all a whole bunch
Marilyn and I were about to make love
When Cathie woke me up for lunch!



© Jack Ellison 2013

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