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Messrs Poems - Poems about Messrs


Mole and Rat Locate Portly Otter Junior
...I Mr. R. was in rapt reverie Mr. M rowed the boat A last minute rescue mission For otter gone over, for a Piper Not Pied, but he may as well have been Lured the junior from Mr. Portly O. Otter......

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Categories: messrs, adventure, allegory, for teens,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member And Then There Were Nuns
...Black hoodie, black gloves and a black balaclava Allegiances born of belligerent father A council estate with yards full of tyres A rucksack that’s laden with tin tacks and wires Cars outside......

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Categories: messrs, ireland, religion,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Mine Is the Duty To Scream
...Mine is the duty to scream Mine is the duty to shout My country is bitterly divided Its Congress can't figure things out The rich get richer; the poor get poorer That in itself's no......

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Categories: messrs, america, cry, immigration, leadership,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Gone - Vanished
...When I was young, my father wrote poems, lovely poems, in Yiddish. In one poem, he called me, his only son, his 'kadish'l, the one who would recite the Kaddish, the Prayer for the Deceased, for him ......

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Categories: messrs, death, father, grief, universe,
Form: Free verse
Charlie Was Dead: Dickens
...Charlie was dead Charlie was dead: to begin with, There is no doubt whatever about that. I leave my residue to Carol for Christmas and Little Dorrit his faithful Tom Cat. There’s been hard t......

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Categories: messrs, bereavement, books, character, christmas,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Chomolungma's Complaint
...I want to live solitarily High above the scenery And so I did for quite some time Until one day they began to climb And finally reached the top of me That was Nineteen Fifty-Three When mess......

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Categories: messrs, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I'Ll Never Heil Again
...Moronica’s ruler is in a situation no good. Herman the Sixth and Seven-Eights is chopping wood. Yes, this poor guy is now a deposed king. How could Messrs. Ump-chay, Iks-nay, and Am-scray do such a t......

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Categories: messrs, funny, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Looking At My Spam
...LOOKING AT MY SPAM A guy with a busy-life like me has everything he could want, right at fingertips: I can “stop snoring with a dentist-designed mouthpiece” And can pay for it, after I “che......

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Categories: messrs, funny, me, education, me,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Reflection on the Important Things