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Details | Free verse |

Message To a Single Man

Have 
Sex
Only
With 
Your 
Wife


Details | Narrative |

I Love My Wife

WE LIVE TOGETHER
WITHOUT ANY BOTHER
Details | Haiku |

Labor Day

Labor Day
end of white shoes
wife says
Details | Blank verse |

Woman Hide Out of Man

Wo means wife

Woman means 

Man behind wife!
Details | Senryu |

I Say Nothing

I say nothing
You died for my wife and
Our country is proud


Details | Senryu |

I Love My Mother

I love my mother
When she is loud and drunk
My wife gets the blues
Details | Free verse |

Divorce

GOD GAVE ADAM 
ONE WIFE
EVE
STOP BEING SELFISH

GOD HATES DIVORCE
Details | Cinqku |

Muscle Car and Muscle Dad

muffler
muscle car
wife beater shirt
my dad in the sixties
muffler
Details | Haiku |

Trust

Trust is glue of life
Like Pilot to fly a plane
Happy home for wife.
Details | Verse |

Bed

A white ceiling, 
a dull life.
A wife?
No, just a knife -
that's all I need.
Details | Epigram |

Rules of Engagement

The game of life plays out better with a wife

   ~ No one said a word about strife
Details | Free verse |

Kill Em All

Kill em all
Is a Metallica
Album
Filled 
With strife
Or painful 
Memories
Of a wife
Details | Senryu |

Night Buzz

Night Buzz
Loquacious wife snores,
His mind’s reprieve, time to rest;
Silent time to think.
Details | Free verse |

To My Future Wife

166
It’s my vice
It’s my vow
To a new life
To kick drinking
Cuz I want
A wife and
A good, good life
Details | Monorhyme |

On a Lack of Lax

My wife says, 'Relax'
    My son says, 'Chillax'

  My daughter tells me, 'Smilax'
    I nod ~ downing Ex-Lax
Details | Verse |

Today Is All We Really Have

Morning brings the news
     


    my wife has lost her sister



         
          Tis' splendor now in heaven
Details | Shape |

She Plays a Dirty Game

So,
how is
it that my
wife can be so
good at Tetris and
so useless at stacking
everything in the dishwasher?
Details | Free verse |

My White Wife

She gave up her rights
Her privileges
Her family
To marry me
A black man
Lord, give me the wisdom to love
Her
Details | Verse |

A Cannibal's Luncheon

I was a part of a cannibal's luncheon.
Fat melted like ice.
My wife joined the Caribbean dance.
Sautéed metaphors.
Details | Free verse |

Directions

I saw two butterflies 
Flying in the same direction 
Between the husband and wife 
Walking in two different directions
Details | Limerick |

High School Reunion Buzz

I recall your wife was brunette
And every male teacher's pet
I never knew why
She acted so shy
When she always left their lap wet?
Details | Limerick |

The Knight Shift

My wife is a Registered Nurse
At 60, she still had "The Curse"
A Time Machine
Helped her come clean
But our Edsel is stuck in reverse
Details | Limerick |

Right To Life

Although a man can take a wife
He has no right to rule her life
She'll never lose
Her right to choose 
So suck it up and end the strife!
Details | Limerick |

Class Is In Session

A game that my wife and I played
To teacher I would be an aide 
My best I applied
To pass test I tried
And at breakfast I’d wait for grade
Details | Limerick |

the real edge of tomorrow

Now retired and set for this life
I'll hang in the kitchen with wife
Am I paranoid?
She seems so annoyed
It scares me when she grabs a knife

Book: Reflection on the Important Things