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There once was a man who found sleep
Through enumeration of sheep.
Not those in his head,
But roaming instead,
He’d census the sheep in his keep.
I wanted to use the "does not equal" sign, but the system changes it to a question mark, so I'll use "dne" instead.
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(in)equalities
fat dne ugly
thin dne beautiful
beautiful dne good
ugly dne evil
strength dne power
knowledge = power
persuasion > force
wealth success
avarice = evil
impoverished dne lazy
expensive dne quality
travel dne miles
experience dne years
educated dne wise
ignorant dne stupid
law dne justice
law = order
revenge dne justice
wedding dne marriage
food = love
love >> hate
kindness > religion
religion - love = cult
statement - evidence = opinion
love - anyone = bigotry
The pi that’s of math has its day,
But that of the baker, no way.
Though both are quite round,
Less merit is found,
In pies that in stomachs do lay.
7
7 can make many things:
When paired with 11, it can give us snacks
When paired with the other two quadruplets, 7-7-7 and you get a jackpot
Paired with just one, and an I, It can get us from Ohio to South Carolina
With all 4 of them, you get an unsafe phone or an unsafe safe code: 7777
If it’s made of light, it’s the refraction of light against a mirror
Add one line, and it’s a Z
Take all four of the quadruplets, and combine each one with one line, and someone’s snoring: Zzzz
One B along with three 7’s, and lines, Watch out! A Bee is nearby: Bzzz
7 times a day = a week
52 of 7 days: a year
7 times 3 is my favorite number, and a meme: 21
7 and the next two numbers, no more 9: 7 8(ate) 9
When you find yourself with trouble,
Constant worry makes it double.
But once you learn how to laugh,
Troubles will go down by half.
I wrote a couplet that rhymed-with the style and prose of the time-
me pen still had ink, so I add this one more line
I'm no expert mathematician
Can't do algebraic addition
And solving quadratic equations
are way beyond my expectations
Both hands counting as some people teach
even number ten is beyond reach
A sharp blade took a finger digit
But I thinking I'm doing just fine
I can add five with four equals nine
Dan Prizner 5-17-21
used howmanysyllables.com and the syllable counter here on PS
*(a poem in Senryus)*
You don’t have to count,
when you lose a boyfriend, you
know. There was just one.
He was gone before
I knew it - he wasn’t, you know,
tied up or anything.
For a moment I
toy with saying, “Alexa, add
rope to my shopping list."
In High School boyfriends
come and go - it's like shopping
- where you return things.
Imagine, as they nowadays do,
that matter is actually
not in one place precisely,
that when the quantity
is really really small
and speed is rather high,
(so no cat, nor box, nor standing still)
matter becomes light
and light matter alike,
E=mc^2 and all that.
At this quantum scale
if you measure a particle's place
you know exactly where it stood
but not when it did so.
During that moment
it is not spread over all
in a probability wave
or a distribution of matter.
Yet funny things happen!
Like, passing instead
one single particle
through two holes,
this unequivocally shows
it not in any one place
but spread in a wave
from it you get time,
(take my word for it)
but not space.
So is the puzzle,
of quantum!
My chameleonic self agreed with Two and Ten.
Eight and Nine felt differently, yet, I agreed again.
Three and Seven came along with other ideas yet.
Eleven agreed and quickly became my favorite pet.
Six and Five heard about this. Rapidly sought me out.
Four thought it great when I kicked ideas with One about.
But my chameleonic self could not agree with One.
His ideas were sound, but teasing him had always been great fun.
Twelve was nowhere around, but was even more flexible than me.
So I turned him into a Dozen, and we ate blueberries with tea.
Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
It remains a tough climb
To imagine space-time
With its axes not fixed but all pivoty.
The crazy beliefs of Pythagoras
On beans and their fruits simply stagger us,
But what he deduces
Of hypotenuses
Still earns him the right to be swaggerous.
Wouldn’t meddle in Math
For I fear and respect her.
But love her figure!
— Ram, R. V.
They say one only can be wise,
If able to mathematize.
But what really underlies,
Is the failure to alphabetize.
Our numbers are arabicized,
A language to be more precise.
So is everything programmized,
Just language, oversimplified.
So maths freaks, wouldn’t it be wise
To speak in poems, homogenize,
Don’t let us feel lobotomized
Let’s feel the love, romanticize!
***
April 14, 2017
Copyright © Darren White
Mysterious,
he was
with much
to give,
The proof
change
is possible
while torment
and tradgidies
show their
negative face,
That's our reality
as we spin
through space
experiencing
a common plain,
All these words
giving perception
to our experience
spiraling
and colliding
inside our head,
Spirit, the soul and our intellect,
Detecting Ancient Wise Knowledge,
Consciousness communicating
through thought
having much to say,
Discovering Art,
Hand gesture,
Symbols
and numerical digits,
Information legit?
A generation
with knowledge
at our finger tips
but most
don't choose
this path,
Wasted time by design
manufactured from concepts
concieved from
cause
and effect,
Study this
and have it become
part of your being,
Also used by evil
bringing negative
interactions
so be aware,
Come up
with new ideas,
Positive with
productive growth
the imagination
is a funny thing...
Quincy Mac
Date Written: 20.1.2017