Funny Math Poems

I wanted to use the "does not equal" sign, but the system changes it to a question mark, so I'll use "dne" instead.
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(in)equalities

fat dne ugly
thin...

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Algebra sheet limp beneath my elbow,
mocking me in equations I’ll never understand.
I open Google Classroom like a coffin.
The deadlines stack up
in a mound of unmarked...

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The pi that’s of math has its day,
But that of the baker, no way.
Though both are quite round,
Less merit is found,
In pies that in stomachs...

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Florid banshees recoiled, neck and hankering sneer.

A succinctly exuberant suggestion when selective.

Came on, fell flat with laconic ornamentation.

A miniature jaunt, interment; glove comparted.

Pin-striped foxtails attuned...

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7
7 can make many things:
When paired with 11, it can give us snacks
When paired with the other two quadruplets, 7-7-7 and you get a jackpot
Paired...

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When you find yourself with trouble,
Constant worry makes it double.
But once you learn how to laugh,
Troubles will go down by half....

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Every now and then I am asked to write a poem…an honor for which I feel blessed…
but yesterday, in all honesty, I received a very...

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Should I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority...

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We met out of circumstances
that would seem insignificant

But you've got that magic
of turning minuses to plus
as you always find a way
to solve for the x...

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I wrote a couplet that rhymed-with the style and prose of the time-
me pen still had ink, so I add this one more line...

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I'm no expert mathematician
Can't do algebraic addition
And solving quadratic equations
are way beyond my expectations
Both hands counting as some people teach
even number ten is beyond reach
A...

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*(a poem in Senryus)*

You don’t have to count,
when you lose a boyfriend, you
know. There was just one.

He was gone before
I knew it - he wasn’t,...

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Imagine, as they nowadays do,
that matter is actually
not in one place precisely,
that when the quantity
is really really small
and speed is rather high,
(so no cat, nor...

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My chameleonic self agreed with Two and Ten.
Eight and Nine felt differently, yet, I agreed again.

Three and Seven came along with other ideas yet.
Eleven agreed...

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Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
   It remains a tough climb
   To imagine space-time
With its...

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