Funny Math Poems
These Funny Math poems are examples of Math poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Math Funny poems written by international poets.
AN ALGEBRA POEMEvery now and then I am asked to write a poem…an honor for which I feel blessed…
but yesterday, in all honesty, I received a very...
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Categories:
humor, math,
Middle School Math TeacherShould I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority...
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Categories:
joy, love, magic, math,
What you've doneWe met out of circumstances
that would seem insignificant
But you've got that magic
of turning minuses to plus
as you always find a way
to solve for the x...
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Categories:
math, art, blue, first love,
Poets don't do MathI wrote a couplet that rhymed-with the style and prose of the time-
me pen still had ink, so I add this one more line
...
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math, art, beautiful, funny,
I'm Doing Just Fine Counting to NineI'm no expert mathematician
Can't do algebraic addition
And solving quadratic equations
are way beyond my expectations
Both hands counting as some people teach
even number ten is beyond reach
A...
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Categories:
confidence, funny, math,
shopping lists*(a poem in Senryus)*
You don’t have to count,
when you lose a boyfriend, you
know. There was just one.
He was gone before
I knew it - he wasn’t,...
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Categories:
math, 11th grade, boyfriend, environment,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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math, 12th grade, character, hope,
Mathematics Pleiades
May I show you numbers
Math numbers to add now
Many to subtract from
My coins make me dollars
Mom help me with homework
Minds great and small count twice
Monday...
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Categories:
homework, humor, math, may,
Off To SchoolOff to school we must go, ...
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math, books, class, dad, dream,
WhisperWhisper
A subtle current,
a fierce expression,
of a gentle feeling,
wild,
powerful,
no longer held contained
by any restraint.
Not weak, as may be expected,
but...
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Categories:
grief, happiness, health, math,
QuantumImagine, as they nowadays do,
that matter is actually
not in one place precisely,
that when the quantity
is really really small
and speed is rather high,
(so no cat, nor...
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Categories:
math, nature, philosophy, science,
Agreeing with the NumbersMy chameleonic self agreed with Two and Ten.
Eight and Nine felt differently, yet, I agreed again.
Three and Seven came along with other ideas yet.
Eleven agreed...
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Categories:
math, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Einstein's Bent LinesThough we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
It remains a tough climb
To imagine space-time
With its...
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funny, humorous, math, science,
The Pythagorean TrumpThe crazy beliefs of Pythagoras
On beans and their fruits simply stagger us,
But what he deduces
Of hypotenuses
Still earns him the...
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Categories:
math, funny, history, humor, humorous,
De HeraldiGod does time fly!
Psalms allm ssllaay yyai!
Doesn't it seem as if we have never been?
There was now another thing accepting us?
Like we were fluids?
Drunken fluids...
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Categories:
math, boat, boyfriend, care, celebration,