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Funny Math Poems

These Funny Math poems are examples of Math poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Math Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member AN ALGEBRA POEM
Every now and then I am asked to write a poem…an honor for which I feel blessed…
but yesterday, in all honesty, I received a very...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, math,

Premium Member Middle School Math Teacher
Should I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority...

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Categories: joy, love, magic, math,

What you've done
We met out of circumstances
that would seem insignificant

But you've got that magic
of turning minuses to plus
as you always find a way
to solve for the x...

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Categories: math, art, blue, first love,

Premium Member Poets don't do Math
I wrote a couplet that rhymed-with the style and prose of the time-
me pen still had ink, so I add this one more line

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Categories: math, art, beautiful, funny,

I'm Doing Just Fine Counting to Nine
I'm no expert mathematician
Can't do algebraic addition
And solving quadratic equations
are way beyond my expectations
Both hands counting as some people teach
even number ten is beyond reach

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Categories: confidence, funny, math,

Premium Member shopping lists
*(a poem in Senryus)*

You don’t have to count,
when you lose a boyfriend, you
know. There was just one.

He was gone before
I knew it - he wasn’t,...

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Categories: math, 11th grade, boyfriend, environment,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: math, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Mathematics Pleiades
May I show you numbers

Math numbers to add now

Many to subtract from

My coins make me dollars

Mom help me with homework

Minds great and small count twice


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Categories: homework, humor, math, may,

Premium Member Off To School
Off to school we must go,                   ...

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Categories: math, books, class, dad, dream,

Premium Member Whisper
A subtle current,
a fierce expression,
of a gentle feeling, 
no longer held contained 
by any restraint. 
Not weak, as may be expected, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grief, happiness, health, math,

Imagine, as they nowadays do,
that matter is actually
not in one place precisely,
that when the quantity
is really really small
and speed is rather high,
(so no cat, nor...

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Categories: math, nature, philosophy, science,

Premium Member Agreeing with the Numbers
My chameleonic self agreed with Two and Ten.
Eight and Nine felt differently, yet, I agreed again.

Three and Seven came along with other ideas yet.
Eleven agreed...

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Categories: math, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Einstein's Bent Lines
Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
   It remains a tough climb
   To imagine space-time
With its...

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© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, humorous, math, science,

The Pythagorean Trump
The crazy beliefs of Pythagoras
On beans and their fruits simply stagger us,
   But what he deduces
   Of hypotenuses
Still earns him the...

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© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: math, funny, history, humor, humorous,

De Heraldi
God does time fly!

Psalms allm ssllaay yyai!

Doesn't it seem as if we have never been?

There was now another thing accepting us?

Like we were fluids?

Drunken fluids...

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Categories: math, boat, boyfriend, care, celebration,