All the women look at Mister Macho Man
as he flexes his muscles
and cracks his knuckles
while working on his tan.
Mister Macho Man is always at the center of attention
wherever he goes.
Needless to say that all his peers and foes
have to settle for rejection.
But despite all of the cheers,
he is not happy
and often even feels crappy
because of his growing fears.
His biggest worry
is that he'll eventually become furry
and lose face
in the race.
Categories:
macho man, confidence,
Form: Rhyme
The chauvinist, is not "Man"
is a hilarious gas
that inflates a meat puppet...!
Without reason or judgment...
Categories:
macho man, allusion, analogy, conflict, metaphor,
Form: Epigram
Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers
Categories:
macho man, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man
Categories:
macho man, crazy, funny, humorous, leaving,
Form: Free verse
Macho Man Sydrome
Women may have PMS,
But men have MMS
Macho Man Syndome
Not all men have this,
Plenty do and it makes life seem hard to exist
From Oil in Iraq
To Blood Diamond in Sierra Leone
Sooner or Later, Mother Earth will tell you
“Leave me the heck alone!”
Will you listen?
Of course not,
She'd have to glue your men together
Gray clouds with a dirty mist will make you surrender
When her eyes glaze at you
Maybe you'll realize there'll be no you
When it's through
Categories:
macho man, nature, political, men, men,
Form: I do not know?
You act arrogant,
Seeming belligerent,
Oh, how I feel for the macho man,
Looking to settle a score,
Lost at the core,
Soon he’ll hit the floor,
Oh, how I feel for the macho man,
Running by vengeance,
Lost all common sense,
Oh, how I feel for the macho man,
Strength comes within,
Not in the revenge you could get,
Soon you’ll feel karma hit,
Oh, how I feel for the macho man,
I’ve tried to give my help,
You said go to hell,
I can’t help you play,
With all the hearts you break,
Maybe that’s why there is all the hate,
For innocence sake,
Find reason,
Stop your love treason,
Stop your painful lesions,
Give life to what’s around you,
Not the feeling of what we already knew,
Oh, how I feel for you macho man.
Categories:
macho man, how i feel,
Form: I do not know?