Sitting around the dinner table sharing a meal of stories
Being around your drunk uncles as they gradually get noisy
Having a hot cup of gossip mixed with inside jokes
Watching the tenth repeat of Macaulay Culkin's Home Alone
Listening to the evening rain just to call it melted snow
And nodding your head to holiday songs played from a now unfortunately cracked-screen phone.
As the material forms of contentment meet an eventual end
It is the comfort of close company that we never forget.
Categories:
macaulay, christmas, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Kevin the kid, Macaulay Culkin,
Alone at home he was left sulkin’
Challenged the robbers on the block
On Christmas day gave them a shock.
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Contest: A Christmas Character Clerihew
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Placing: 4th
Categories:
macaulay, character,
Form: Clerihew
Little Macaulay Culkin
Left at home, but not sulkin'
Sued his real parents for divorce
Now he's "Home Alone" with no remorse
*Clerihew for Catie's Contest
Categories:
macaulay, funny
Form: Clerihew
You sung Thriller and you sung Bad.
People admired the talent you had.
Elvis Presley was the king of Rock and Roll and you were the king of Pop.
People are devastated because of your death and because your singing has came to a stop.
You being accused of child molestation is something that everybody heard.
But Macaulay Culkin said that you didn't molest kids and I take his word.
You became a superstar and that was no easy feat.
You were an awesome singer and that was very neat.
(DEDICATED TO MICHAEL JACKSON WHO DIED JUNE 25, 2009.)
Categories:
macaulay, death, dedication
Form: Rhyme