Lumpkin Poems - Poems about Lumpkin

...There was a thief, name of Lonnie Lumpkin Accused of stealing a thousand pumpkins He put them in trees They stank in the breeze Wud-ja expect from a Count-Tree Bumpkin......Read the rest...

...If only I had some teeth Or hands of the human kind Then there wouldn’t be a doubt About apple pickin’ time A mouth would be so handy Never mind a pair of jaws Sure, I’m great at holding candy Yet, ......Read the rest...

...Frothy exhaust curdles the Lumpkin pumpkin Hard Cider breath exudes from every male bumpkin Screamin kids Crab apples into melted taffy dunkin Uncle Leroy's flabby ass into shredded bale s......Read the rest...