When I saw Bill’s bride in the chapel
I’m shocked to see ‘her’ Adam’s apple
Bill is beaming with pride
At his internet bride
With this chick you’d not want to grapple!
Bill marries this gal called Ludmilla
Her figure looks like a gorilla
It is so clear to see
‘She’s’ had some surgery
I’d term her the bride of Godzilla
06/05/21
Categories:
ludmilla, humorous, wedding,
Form: Limerick
You might think that I just have sweethearts
That come from the United States
But that is where you are wrong
Because I have an international sweetheart too in Lilia Podkopayeva!
She comes from the country of the Ukraine
And really bursted onto the scene at the 1996 Games
Where she won three medals: two gold and one silver
And today she's another special sweetheart of mine.
I know you're probably asking how she became a sweetheart of mine
Well I will tell you the story behind her
It was that I was watching the Rock 'n' Roll Gymnastics Challenge
Of course, she was there performing
And I began to think of how "cool" it would be
To have an international sweetheart too
So my heart opened up and let my fourth sweetheart come in!
She became the first woman gymnast
Since another Ukrainian did it in 1972 named Ludmilla Turischeva
To be both the reigning World and Olympic All-Around Champion.
At only seventeen years old this young lady
Is also known as the "Queen of Gymnastics"!
Categories:
ludmilla, sports,
Form: Free verse