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When I saw Bill’s bride in the chapel I’m shocked to see ‘her’ Adam’s apple Bill is beaming with pride At his internet bride With this chick you’d not want to grapple! Bill marries this gal called Ludmilla Her figure looks like a gorilla It is so clear to see ‘She’s’ had some surgery I’d term her the bride of Godzilla 06/05/21

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Date: 7/8/2021 8:11:00 PM
These are great limericks, Jan! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim M
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Date: 7/7/2021 5:15:00 PM
Wonderfully clever + funny! You've brought a chuckle to all readers, I'm sure. Best wishes, Brian
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/8/2021 7:16:00 AM
Thanks Brian i wake up with a silly verse in my head and have to scribble it down before i forget it lol:-) just try and make folk smile with my sillies:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/9/2021 11:38:00 AM
LOL, hilarious! Your muse is on a roll
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/7/2021 12:57:00 PM
aww thanks jack i have used the pic before but woke up with the first verse in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/8/2021 5:08:00 AM
LOL! You’ve got the talent for humor!
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Date: 7/7/2021 12:57:00 PM
I just try and make folk smile Kim:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/7/2021 7:01:00 AM
Funny one, Jan. Lol you made me laugh with this one.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/7/2021 12:56:00 PM
thanks Justin:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 6:52:00 PM
Well, that blue eye shadow and those earrings just 'make' that blushing bride. Howlarious, Jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/7/2021 12:56:00 PM
thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 7:17:00 AM
Wow... so cute. LOL.. Love it Jan. God bless you with many more. Love, Gina
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/6/2021 12:52:00 PM
Thanks Gina despite recent negative blogs on soup which were aimed at me i will NEVER stop trying to make folk smile with my silly poems:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 7:12:00 AM
Haha, this is a good one, Jan:-) I really enjoyed it. Very funny!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/6/2021 12:51:00 PM
thanks Edward:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 6:45:00 AM
Lol! Jan, Both limericks are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/6/2021 12:51:00 PM
Thanks Alexis i will never stop trying to make folk smile with many of my silly poems, we need more humour in our lives:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/6/2021 2:43:00 AM
We can laugh lest we be forgotten.
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Date: 6/6/2021 12:50:00 PM
thanks Victor:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/5/2021 3:22:00 PM
Great stuff, Jan. The man/girl aspect puts me in mind of an old poem I wrote called ‘A Moray’. I’ve been cleaning it up (it was definitely TOO MUCH). Maybe I’ll post it just for you. You’ve got me worried about those internet brides though... I’ve got three coming! ;-) Terry
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/5/2021 10:24:00 PM
lol Terry:-) did you get the brides on sale or return if not completely satisfied:-) xx
Date: 6/5/2021 12:03:00 PM
thanks for the laugh today, jan! the limericks are great and the photo is perfect...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/5/2021 10:23:00 PM
thanks Ilene I will NEVER stop writing this form !:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/5/2021 11:27:00 AM
From Bawdy to Brawny Jan, your Limerick skills are Limitless, I would not want to wake up beside that monster, absolutely brilliant and done in the best possible taste, cheers David
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Date: 6/5/2021 10:23:00 PM
lol would love to do a poem about cupid stunt lol ... perhaps not for soup lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/5/2021 11:18:00 AM
Ha!Ha!Ha! Great limericks, Jan! Blessings, Kim M
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Date: 6/5/2021 10:22:00 PM
thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/5/2021 11:08:00 AM
Hello Jan, thanks for the laughter. A nice way to begin my day. Hugs Darlene
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 6/6/2021 3:31:00 PM
Hello Jan, I really had a good laugh over this poem. Enjoy your evening my friend. Hugs.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/5/2021 10:21:00 PM
thanks Darlene:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/5/2021 10:27:00 AM
Who needs aliens when we have "they"? Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/5/2021 10:40:00 AM
I considered a third verse with a word rhyming with shock but i dont want to get banned lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/5/2021 9:37:00 AM
Jan, fun and funny, you are so skilled at these limericks, love _Constance
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/5/2021 9:40:00 AM
They take me about 2 minutes to write I find them such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx