Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Rush In Bride

When I saw Bill’s bride in the chapel
I’m shocked to see ‘her’ Adam’s apple
Bill is beaming with pride
At his internet bride
With this chick you’d not want to grapple!



Bill marries this gal called Ludmilla
Her figure looks like a gorilla
It is so clear to see
‘She’s’ had some surgery
I’d term her the bride of Godzilla

06/05/21

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Kim Merryman July 8, 2021 at 8:11 PM These are great limericks, Jan! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim M Jan Allison April 1, 2022 at 2:53 PM thanks Kim xx

Brian Sambourne July 7, 2021 at 5:15 PM Wonderfully clever + funny! You've brought a chuckle to all readers, I'm sure. Best wishes, Brian Jan Allison July 8, 2021 at 7:16 AM Thanks Brian i wake up with a silly verse in my head and have to scribble it down before i forget it lol:-) just try and make folk smile with my sillies:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne June 9, 2021 at 11:38 AM LOL, hilarious! Your muse is on a roll Jan Allison July 7, 2021 at 12:57 PM aww thanks jack i have used the pic before but woke up with the first verse in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues June 8, 2021 at 5:08 AM LOL! You’ve got the talent for humor! Jan Allison July 7, 2021 at 12:57 PM I just try and make folk smile Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf June 6, 2021 at 6:52 PM Well, that blue eye shadow and those earrings just 'make' that blushing bride. Howlarious, Jan! Jan Allison July 7, 2021 at 12:56 PM thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Regina Mcintosh June 6, 2021 at 7:17 AM Wow... so cute. LOL.. Love it Jan. God bless you with many more. Love, Gina Jan Allison June 6, 2021 at 12:52 PM Thanks Gina despite recent negative blogs on soup which were aimed at me i will NEVER stop trying to make folk smile with my silly poems:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Ibeh June 6, 2021 at 7:12 AM Haha, this is a good one, Jan:-) I really enjoyed it. Very funny! Jan Allison June 6, 2021 at 12:51 PM thanks Edward:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. June 6, 2021 at 6:45 AM Lol! Jan, Both limericks are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis Jan Allison June 6, 2021 at 12:51 PM Thanks Alexis i will never stop trying to make folk smile with many of my silly poems, we need more humour in our lives:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar June 6, 2021 at 2:43 AM We can laugh lest we be forgotten. Jan Allison June 6, 2021 at 12:50 PM thanks Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood June 5, 2021 at 3:22 PM Great stuff, Jan. The man/girl aspect puts me in mind of an old poem I wrote called ‘A Moray’. I’ve been cleaning it up (it was definitely TOO MUCH). Maybe I’ll post it just for you. You’ve got me worried about those internet brides though... I’ve got three coming! ;-) Terry Jan Allison June 5, 2021 at 10:24 PM lol Terry:-) did you get the brides on sale or return if not completely satisfied:-) xx

Ilene Bauer June 5, 2021 at 12:03 PM thanks for the laugh today, jan! the limericks are great and the photo is perfect... Jan Allison June 5, 2021 at 10:23 PM thanks Ilene I will NEVER stop writing this form !:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh June 5, 2021 at 11:27 AM From Bawdy to Brawny Jan, your Limerick skills are Limitless, I would not want to wake up beside that monster, absolutely brilliant and done in the best possible taste, cheers David Jan Allison June 5, 2021 at 10:23 PM lol would love to do a poem about cupid stunt lol ... perhaps not for soup lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Merryman June 5, 2021 at 11:18 AM Ha!Ha!Ha! Great limericks, Jan! Blessings, Kim M Jan Allison June 5, 2021 at 10:22 PM thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu June 5, 2021 at 11:08 AM Hello Jan, thanks for the laughter. A nice way to begin my day. Hugs Darlene Darlene De Beaulieu June 6, 2021 at 3:31 PM Hello Jan, I really had a good laugh over this poem. Enjoy your evening my friend. Hugs. Jan Allison June 5, 2021 at 10:21 PM thanks Darlene:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta June 5, 2021 at 10:27 AM Who needs aliens when we have "they"? Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison June 5, 2021 at 10:40 AM I considered a third verse with a word rhyming with shock but i dont want to get banned lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France June 5, 2021 at 9:37 AM Jan, fun and funny, you are so skilled at these limericks, love _Constance Jan Allison June 5, 2021 at 9:40 AM They take me about 2 minutes to write I find them such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx