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Rush In Bride

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When I saw Bill’s bride in the chapel I’m shocked to see ‘her’ Adam’s apple Bill is beaming with pride At his internet bride With this chick you’d not want to grapple! Bill marries this gal called Ludmilla Her figure looks like a gorilla It is so clear to see ‘She’s’ had some surgery I’d term her the bride of Godzilla 06/05/21

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Kim Merryman

Date: 7/8/2021 8:11:00 PM

These are great limericks, Jan! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim M

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2022 2:53:00 PM

thanks Kim xx

Brian Sambourne

Date: 7/7/2021 5:15:00 PM

Wonderfully clever + funny! You've brought a chuckle to all readers, I'm sure. Best wishes, Brian

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2021 7:16:00 AM

Thanks Brian i wake up with a silly verse in my head and have to scribble it down before i forget it lol:-) just try and make folk smile with my sillies:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 6/9/2021 11:38:00 AM

LOL, hilarious! Your muse is on a roll

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2021 12:57:00 PM

aww thanks jack i have used the pic before but woke up with the first verse in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/8/2021 5:08:00 AM

LOL! You’ve got the talent for humor!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2021 12:57:00 PM

I just try and make folk smile Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Justin Abdool

Date: 6/7/2021 7:01:00 AM

Funny one, Jan. Lol you made me laugh with this one.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2021 12:56:00 PM

thanks Justin:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/6/2021 6:52:00 PM

Well, that blue eye shadow and those earrings just 'make' that blushing bride. Howlarious, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2021 12:56:00 PM

thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 6/6/2021 7:17:00 AM

Wow... so cute. LOL.. Love it Jan. God bless you with many more. Love, Gina

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2021 12:52:00 PM

Thanks Gina despite recent negative blogs on soup which were aimed at me i will NEVER stop trying to make folk smile with my silly poems:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Ibeh

Date: 6/6/2021 7:12:00 AM

Haha, this is a good one, Jan:-) I really enjoyed it. Very funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2021 12:51:00 PM

thanks Edward:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 6/6/2021 6:45:00 AM

Lol! Jan, Both limericks are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2021 12:51:00 PM

Thanks Alexis i will never stop trying to make folk smile with many of my silly poems, we need more humour in our lives:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 6/6/2021 2:43:00 AM

We can laugh lest we be forgotten.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2021 12:50:00 PM

thanks Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 6/5/2021 3:22:00 PM

Great stuff, Jan. The man/girl aspect puts me in mind of an old poem I wrote called ‘A Moray’. I’ve been cleaning it up (it was definitely TOO MUCH). Maybe I’ll post it just for you. You’ve got me worried about those internet brides though... I’ve got three coming! ;-) Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2021 10:24:00 PM

lol Terry:-) did you get the brides on sale or return if not completely satisfied:-) xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 6/5/2021 12:03:00 PM

thanks for the laugh today, jan! the limericks are great and the photo is perfect...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2021 10:23:00 PM

thanks Ilene I will NEVER stop writing this form !:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 6/5/2021 11:27:00 AM

From Bawdy to Brawny Jan, your Limerick skills are Limitless, I would not want to wake up beside that monster, absolutely brilliant and done in the best possible taste, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2021 10:23:00 PM

lol would love to do a poem about cupid stunt lol ... perhaps not for soup lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Merryman

Date: 6/5/2021 11:18:00 AM

Ha!Ha!Ha! Great limericks, Jan! Blessings, Kim M

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2021 10:22:00 PM

thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx