Long Rums Poems

Lisa and I finally tested covid-free! When we saw our results, we began an impromptu dance that felt like levitation.

Although my covid case seemed much milder, Lisa’s been nothing but supportive. Why just yesterday morning,...

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I was strolling to the entrance of the Barley Tavern,
when I was passed at quite a rate by angry Billy Brown.
He’s mumbling and cursing before he kicked the Tavern cat,
and blamed it as the reason...

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We knaves had orders both explicit and dumb:
Scare the blazes out of a management bum.
Thunderstorm weather rocked wide Prince William Sound,
Feisty gales pouring rain all around.

My partner and I took our overseer
In a tiny smoker...

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My Experimentation Days!

My experimentation days began while I was serving the United States Navy
I had begun drinking at age twenty-one
and had tried and experimented by tasted over two hundred all together brands of different beers,...

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(Please read The Park -- Part One first ...
This is a continuation from Part One, due to space limitations)

Yes, kids at play are bold and wise
with flashing smiles and knowing eyes.
Children tire easily of grown-up...

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I love you my dear
However, there is some fear
Of your tortuous rejection
And empty distraction

Your ex is stupid
Come back to me
And sleep in my arms

I miss your beauty
You're just such a cutie
I miss your mouth and...

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we got a lot of rain man's wearin ray bands tryin to shake hands
with baked fans it a staged plan to get carly rea pants in front of a video tape.
stumblin mumblin bumblin fools trying...

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It all started with a rusty old fridge out the back
Full of JD, Jim beam and beer, it was packed
His mates would come over and stand in the yard
Filling the recycle bin, just wasn't hard
Until...

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my feet have been washed with your dirty hands,
 all your golden chariots have been crushed in foreign lands,
  the prince and the pauper were at one time the same,
 is deception your road...

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Three questions should be illegal to ask,
First, Have you found love?
Second, Have you found Marriage,
Third, Do you have a baby in the baby carriage

They all say “we just want you to be happy baby doll”
This...

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Daybreak slipping through these champagne curtains

Red silk; twined aneath crimsons sheets; awakening....

This afterglows mornings dew; her wet moist kisses 

Soft sunrise and whom can deny such love; about her

Kittens den; purrr; feed me this need...

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The hapless fruit cake has endured egregious loathin' o'er the years!

Bein' on the receivin' end of such a delicacy is some folks' greatest fears!

Shucks!  I received many a one while in the service to...

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G oing to the store the other day
  O n a bright morning I listened as
  D rums pounded a slow cadence by a military escort.

  B efore I knew, I was...

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Battling straight from the gate again today; flesh as 
Spirit neck and neck down time's back stretch ? Historia's
Derby goo goo girls google boys; holding their collective breath
While His child flys with golden wings transcending...

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