Long Pecs Poems

Monah Kaur and Robert Kumar fled from London, came to ‘Hindustan’; tied the knot
The 'Singhs' stopped their songs and 'Kumars at no. 42' burnt their studio; this rebellion; they will forget not
A petite piece of...

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The Cyber Nymph
Loch David Crane
August 18, 1997

Lie back--expose your belly ring		
up unto the sky. . .
I just hope when I get down close
it won't put out my eye!

That summer I was 48 
and she pert...

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I used to like barbells, enjoyed pumping iron,
   my Nautilus* gym was one happy environ.
Those posters of 6-packs and marbled biceps
   inspired me to start counting carbs, pounds, and reps.

My trainer...

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It was a nightmare of a boat trip
I almost choked to death on an orange pip
They did not strain the juice well
And from a small pip, I gasped for air and started to swell
If it...

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Is your mind in the gutter,
full of what you shouldn't utter?
  Or perhaps it's your conscience
  which eats you alive with slanderous nonsense--
  about your ex, matters of sex, or your neighbor's...

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With a cosmopolitan tabloid draped upon her lap,
A girls sits at her vanity wearing an underdress unstrapped.

The woman on the page portrays perfection with a pleasing smile,
Upon her curvy contoured shape she draped in an...

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Black man in the projects
Basketball or prison prospect
We’re to believe that concept
Some don’t live to 21 before they got slept
Shows sometimes it good that you gotta rep
She get around sometimes it ain’t good that you...

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Breasts, boobies, knockers, tits – call them what you will
We are talking about breast cancer – and sadly it can kill

The key to success with catching the disease is early detection
Remember boobies aren’t just funbags...

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soft caresses 
gentle fondling 
feathery kisses 
warm flesh against warm flesh 
your bare arms wrapped firmly 
around my naked waist

you kiss my neck with those full lips
thrusting into me 
harder and harder 
pumping your seed...

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the causes i have lost
ever think the clouds
are hiding something
unfelt from birth
bounced around by atoms
grounded to beneath the ground
down
beaten like a beg
with no
rested pecs
Hero to nuns
ashamed suns
ending just befor
be
gin in a gin ring
unnoticedly unnotice a
bubble
dying...

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“You can’t hide behind your finger..”
                             ...

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The word ‘romance,’ according to the dictionary
means excitement, adventure, and something extremely real.
Romance should last a lifetime.
—Billy Graham

Imbibing Imaginations

In my deepest fantasies, you don’t belong
tethered to a buoy, singing that siren song.

Bring your flute and...

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Ambitious once, a baseball pro,
   For sure I thought I’d be,
But games I watch now let me know
   Old men are just like me.

In fact today to Minute Maid
  ...

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The day you passed 
Empty is my heart, full is my mind: filled with what ifs the Shoulda Woulda could have been. Cold nights now, no longer enthralled by your raw essence saltiness after shave...

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I love Paul Merton
I just wish he'd keep his shirt on....
Stop flexing his pecs
In front of Ant n Dec,
Even Vladimir Putin shows more respect
To the long suffering viewer; 
Paul:- climb out of the sewer,
Resist the...

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JEANIEMAC
Rub a dub dub two in a tub.
Where did the soap go?
He lay back flat
Right on his back.
While she fiddled about below.

TIM SMITH
Rub a dub dub I fell in the tub.
I swear to you Lassie...

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We have to go shopping for a new personality,
then to go with it, a new body would be mandatory;
a bit different from potatoes, veg and brussels,
perhaps we'll be fortunate to get some better muscles.

 You...

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Another day at the gym,
Pumping iron for the swell.
Aching muscles feeling grim,
As I put myself through hell.

Boneless chicken that I bake,
Egg whites keep me lean.
Protein powders in a shake,
With a dose of creatine.

Heavy squats inflate...

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My boss had an aubergine suit, white cuffed shirt,
albeit passe', I'm better than you, the persona hurt,
mine was midnight blue, star of stage screen and radio,
covered the attributes, abs and pecs, above and below.

Now Da...

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My boss had an aubergine suit, white cuffed shirt,
albeit passe', I'm better than you, the persona hurt,
mine was midnight blue, star of stage screen and radio,
covered the attributes, abs and pecs, above and below.

Now Da...

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A revised riff on Brecht’s sage advice…

reach for the book
&
smack a redneck upside the head
hide a Glock in a carved out bible
burn pages to build a fire under capital
stack by dozens to make a homeless...

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The dance begun
The moment their eyes locked
There was something there 
For a second she felt it
A sly grin covered his face
She turned away
To avoid his stare
She knew he would be too much to handle
Six foot...

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The sight of his pecs made me quiver
I was trembling and all of a quiver
To get his finely toned body
Became his life not his hobby
But in the bedroom he couldn’t deliver

He was thrilled when I...

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Made me smile, this
Indefatigable Seal, the
Never give up pep talk.
Decision full speed ahead.
Shoulders and pecs magnanimity.
Each word exudes confidence.
The protégé won’t give up!

In the Hudson River currents won’t 
Surrender so he goes beyond his sanity.

Ever...

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The neighborhood gyms
Have huge windows so we
Can observe all the workouts
And want what we see.

We’re supposed to feel guilty
We’re not in there, too
So our abs and our pecs
Could be proudly on view.

But as I pass...

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