Saturday Morning Fever

We have to go shopping for a new personality, then to go with it, a new body would be mandatory; a bit different from potatoes, veg and brussels, perhaps we'll be fortunate to get some better muscles. You may not wish to change at all, eyebrows - nice and dark, not joined, above dark eyes, bedroom brown - we' ll have a pair of those and painted toes, looking at boobs, 90cm will do - is that really you? There's a rack of private parts, the size comes in fits and starts, don't forget the butterfly tattoo, has to be in indigo blue, abs and pecs straining; it's done, everything new - even then you're complaining. Eyebrows hanging over the trolley, boobs all the rage, could have been more selective, no need of big sausage.