Long Pastrami Poems
Long Pastrami Poems. Below are the most popular long Pastrami by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Pastrami poems by poem length and keyword.
Mad About Towns
When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped
We started from Thatsnot, OK
Which was more or less ok
But then...
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Categories:
pastrami, humorous, travel, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Undeserved Generosity
In his wealthy days, he looked down
on homeless people and disgusted by their
stench, he cried out, " Take a warm bath! "
He kept on walking fixing his black hat
tossed upward by a capricious, wild...
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Categories:
pastrami, career, change, giving, image, love, sorry, sympathy,
Form:
Free verse
No Carbon Copy
5/5/21
Woke up groggy
The waters were often choppy
From Del Monte
Toward Milwaukee
To way beyond Nagasaki
And all across the Mojave
See me in person or hit me up on the Walkie-Talkie
Always been a real one, not no carbon...
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Categories:
pastrami, dark, deep, poetry, rap, sad, strength, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Food Missed
The poetry of the COVID era (read to the end)
Thai pineapple rice. Wonton and Yaki Soba
Tortufo ice cream. Scallopini veal, halva and also soda
Tamago, octopus and yellowtail. Ribs, pasta fagioli.
Meat lover’s pie, sword fish, big...
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Categories:
pastrami, america, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Food For Thought
After Eight Mints
Anchovies
Apple Pancakes
Applesauce
Atlantic Cod
Barbecue Sauce
Black Bean Soup
Blue Cheese
Blueberry Pancakes
Brussels Sprouts and Lamb
Buttermilk
Caribou Liver
Carrots
Cauliflower
Chicken Breast
Chicken Patty
Chicory Roots
Chocolate Pudding
Chocolate Pudding !!!
Cinnamon Raisin Bagel
Coffee Cake
Coleslaw
Donkey Balls
Dried Plums
Durian Fruit
Garlic
Garlic Roast Chicken
Green & Yellow Peppers
Green Leaf Lettuce
Grilled Cheese
Hamburger
Hashed Brown...
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Categories:
pastrami, life, people, places, urban
Form:
Free verse
Car With No Reverse - 1975 Chevy Monza 4 Speed Manual
I rolled like Caesar down the boulevard the day I came to town.
My triumph was impromptu and abrupt.
I parked my Chevy by the curbside on a gentle downhill slope
In hope there’d be no need for...
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Categories:
pastrami, car, romantic,
Form:
Lyric
The Inventor
George worked in a construction company. He spent all his days walking the steel beam but when he got home, he became the master of inventions. One night he borrowed his wife's ironing board and...
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Categories:
pastrami, hilarious,
Form:
Narrative
Julie's Wedding
When you attend a wedding,
You’d expect, one would assume,
That the planning would be geared for friends
Of both the bride and groom.
So it’s always a surprise, that as
The bride or groom’s mom’s friend,
There’d be oh, so...
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Categories:
pastrami, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Piggy Porky Perfection
However you dress...compress these clever creatures…
More not less..whenever features...success..
To be Francis...what about Bacon…
Salty...naughty.. fatty flavour to savour..
Doing each dish a favour...a porky saviour…
Get a hard on from a lardon..
What’s much better than pancetta…
Peck at...
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Categories:
pastrami, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Extinct Tiger Speaks
Extinct Tiger Speaks
Sumatran Tigers are rare, in fact, extinct
I just returned from Sumatra Indonesia with my pet
A tiger so sweet I named it Peter
Since it went extinct I got it cheap
First order of business...
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Categories:
pastrami, adventure, animal, confusion, education, food, fun, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Sandwiches
The Earl of Sandwich created the sandwich, so it is alleged,
So as not to interrupt a gamblin' game in which he'd hedged!
If he'd used his given name, Montague, for that repast instead,
We'd be eatin' "Montagues",...
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Categories:
pastrami, foodme,
Form:
Rhyme
Katz's Deli
“When Harry Met Sally’s” most memorable scene
Was filmed in this eatery, where
Pastrami and corned beef are piled high on rye –
Indulge, if your arteries dare.
But here I’ll impart a sage word of advice:
Your ticket...
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Categories:
pastrami, culture, urban,
Form:
Rhyme
My Plate
I’d prefer
I’d prefer only to eat things I like.
I’d prefer to eat only in Rye.
Only I’d prefer
I’d only prefer
I’d prefer to eat things I like, like pastrami on rye.
But I’d rather die...
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Categories:
pastrami, character, confusion,
Form:
Blank verse
New York Pizza
New York City is quite known
for lots and lots of things
but one thing you'll
surely find,
of which a New Yorker sings,
we have the best d_mn pizza
that's ever seen light of day,
and if you should think otherwise,
this...
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Categories:
pastrami, devotion, food, funny,
Form:
Burlesque
Things To Think About Later
Roast beef on Rye. Pastrami on toast, a Rubin -
I only have thinly sliced bologna. Not hungry anyway.
Beyond a window, a dog is on my lawn, my mind shouts,
surprisingly the dog seems to hear me.
I...
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Categories:
pastrami, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Hoss hockey
Mint Julip and Pimento Cheese
Smith Island Cake and Beef Pit BBQ
Hot Pastrami on Rye and Cheesecake
She offered him the meal
and smiled at him
without saying much more.
he frowned and ate.
asking for only a napkin.
The cold of...
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Categories:
pastrami, character,
Form:
Ballad
To My Darling, Whoever She Is
If I’d only turned that corner …
or if you’d crossed that street …
if you hadn’t booked that sauna …
How come we didn’t meet?
If I’d joined the Belgian army,
or enrolled at Kansas State,
or if I’d passed...
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Categories:
pastrami, romantic,
Form:
Quatrain
Categories:
pastrami, adventure, fun, humorous, imagery, love, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
What I Want For Christmas
I want my 2-year-old to laugh.
I want my stepdaughter to do the dishes.
I want someone else to renew my expired tabs.
I want a new belt,
Maybe new pants.
I want my 3-year-old to do a better job...
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Categories:
pastrami, christmas,
Form:
Free verse
An Icon of Ny
Their sandwich aesthetic motif
Will thrill the palate beyond belief
Try the pastrami
For a taste bud tsunami
Or order Katz Deli's corned beef
Author's Note: No trip to NY is complete without visiting Katz Deli. BTW, a scene from...
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Categories:
pastrami, food,
Form:
Limerick
Prized Pickles
persians pickled
firm and crunchy,
thin and pint size -
spice them with little red flakes
and briny water.
pack them side by side
in a sparkling jar.
twist, pop that top,
fork-stab those
puckery suckers.
serve:
alongside a sandwich -
perhaps a plump pastrami
or
with dumplings drizzled
with...
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Categories:
pastrami, food,
Form:
Verse