Long Knock off Poems
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Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II
I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.
I never once...
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Categories:
knock off, funny, giggle, howl, humor, humorous, writing,
Form:
Limerick
Dillen and the Dmv
TO: Department of Motor Vehicles Commissioner, Chief States Attorney
FROM: Dillen Dye’s Employer
8/16/16
RE: Some apparent non-compliance with the Americans With Disabilities Act; common courtesy, civil respect; freely accessible pursuit of health, happiness, and prosperity
I don’t...
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Categories:
knock off, culture, discrimination, health, integrity, perspective, political, race,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Session 2: Tech Support Notes From the Server Backup and Dead Chicken Case
The Almost Omniscient, Omnipresent, Omnipotent Tech God Oisin
Session 2: Tech support notes from the server backup and dead chicken case
“Hello this is Oisin. How may I help you this morning?” Oisin says in his polite...
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Categories:
knock off, humor, satire, technology,
Form:
Prose
A Man Under Stress, a Collaboration With Francis Crasto
My appreciation Francis Crasto for allowing me to collaborate with you as your 'psychiatrist' on ‘A MAN UNDER STRESS’- A great sequel to your recent poem on your page ‘DIG DEEP’.
Hello Francis, how are...
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Categories:
knock off, humor, rap, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
In Memoriam, Nine Eleven
9/11... In MEMORIAM.
The thousands of valuable people in an instant we lost!
Twas a most painful, national cost.
Our country won't be that loved again,
It's turned into...
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Categories:
knock off, america, courage, inspiration, leadership, , In Memoriam,
Form:
Rhyme
My Grandparents Garden
From the age of three, I do remember,
The kitchen window, in mid December.
My grandma and grandad, would let me stand,
By the window to view, a garden so grand.
In December I’d see, a blanket of white,
As...
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Categories:
knock off, blessing, childhood, color, garden, happiness, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
A Hero Is Dishonored
Alas, a US Marine saved a baby in Afghanistan.
The USA, as a way to say thank you, puts him
under investigation?
Yes, a true hero, made the horrid mistake?
Of being honored at a Trump rally, ...
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Categories:
knock off, america, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
Killed In Chicago, 8 Years Old
~Who Was She~
The little girl shot to death?
I hear this and lose my breath.
Didn't...
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Categories:
knock off, america, black african american, chicago, children, city,
Form:
Couplet
Shogun Collab Bill's Side 9 Richard Pickett Series
When the bus first got there, the Medic was tending to Brick and it took
all of five minutes for that to turn around. Brick was tending to the nurse.
No surprise, Bill thought...
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Categories:
knock off, adventurecar, work, car, work,
Form:
Narrative
Ever Jumped a Train - Part 7 - Robert and Ernie Adventures
There Ernie and I were standing, at the edge of dark steps,
They descended into a concrete tunnel to somewhere below.
Robert, do you think she could have gone down there he said,
I don't know Ernie, but...
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Categories:
knock off, adventure, childhood, travel,
Form:
Narrative
Rough Draft part2
Soak in the palmolive snake oil tonic.
The cool stalk of my ebonics on hydroponics.
Get stuck in the matrix of my convicts, of hooker phonics.
Get high off of my knock off water on...
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Categories:
knock off, art,
Form:
Lyric
Shogun Series Bill's Side 11 Richard Pickett Story
(Continued from Bill's side 10“)
"Never mind that. I know you well enough to know you know what you’re doing.
Just stick with me and keep...
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Categories:
knock off, adventureme, work, me, work,
Form:
Narrative
Fossil Fuel Row
The windows are closing in, and gaps are getting thin, mankind has paid the sacrifice for useless pollution on the surface of the earth and their lungs are filled with dirt.
I look above...
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Categories:
knock off, animal, business, change, community, cool, earth, environment,
Form:
Narrative
Still Kicking
STILL KICKING
I've got this smile on my face,
tears rolling down my check, but I ant apologetic about it,
not bluffing though I hear buzzing sounds, being very busy I remain unhinge,
can't be knock off balance...
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Categories:
knock off, cheer up,
Form:
Free verse
The Man That He Once Was, Part Ii
...For four years he wandered, a human scourge,
throwing in with the worst type of dregs.
He robbed from so many without a thought,
and when he slept, he saw only red.
He soon was wanted in countless counties,
but...
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Categories:
knock off, anger, character, faith, hurt, loss, sad, self,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Mink's Manifesto 2
How can human deal with all the other animals with a sense of indisputable superiority? What makes them keep mollycoddling the mean motive of extracting from other animals as much as possible while paying little...
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Categories:
knock off, animal, anti bullying, cry,
Form:
Burlesque
Beauty Pressure
Waking up in the morning, Knowing that if your hair isn't proper your going feel
the sting.
It shouldn't be this way but shallowness is what makes the world twist and
turn.
Beautiful people get...
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Categories:
knock off, adventure, animals, anniversary, black african american, business,
Form:
Free verse
Even Steven's
Every year for seven now I’d helped me mate Tom Cooney out,
along with Laurie ‘Fitz’ and Barry Dore when asparagus did sprout.
We worked our shifts ‘til knock off time, then off we’d quickly dart,
to cut...
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Categories:
knock off, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Coy In Love
THE COY!
She wanted him so bad, but he gave her a knock off so hard, ...
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Categories:
knock off, crush, desire, woman,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Road To the Super Bowl
The Vikings and Bills, two teams that
share a feat, four trips to the Super
Bowl all ending in defeat.
A feeling of such sadness, that's
hard to put in words, creating deep
emotions, that are violently stirred!
The hope is...
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Categories:
knock off, appreciation, devotion, football, hope, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
Revenge Is Sweet-Story
We were cruising around the block
with nothing to do
with no reason
to act a fool
So we made a plot
to hit the old mans spot
Just to knock off
his mailbox
I was in the back seat with a...
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Categories:
knock off, crazy,
Form:
Lyric
Sports Injuries
SPORTS INJURIES
I come in at number seven for Wanoona cricket club,
to face the bowlers from Dargetta, a mob from out the scrub.
I was doing pretty good, right up ‘til I was forty-four,
and then a bouncer...
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Categories:
knock off, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Team
The Team.
Here we are in Gayndah town,
The parks are all filled up.
With Caravans and Motor homes,
‘N’ Backpackers trying their luck.
The pickers are around the trees,
And filling Gaypak bins.
As cold and...
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Categories:
knock off, fruit, people, places, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Replied In Anger
A while ago someone accused my work of being nothing short of soft porn. Here is my reply.
Hypocrisy is a wonderful thing.
With words said in praise that ultimately sting
the victims of jealously's unfocused bile,...
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Categories:
knock off, anger, anti bullying, art, conflict, courage, how
Form:
Ballad
I REMEMBER my yesteryears
I REMEMBER (1)
Candles & nightlights
flickering bright
blackout curtains
shutting out light
Dripping setting
from Sunday's roast
spread thick
on Monday's toast
Paper chains
cut and glued
beer in glass
bottles brewed
Christmas puddings
with threepenny bits
Meccano kits
made to fit
Sunday school outings
upto Coombe hill
my first ever train ride
so quite a thrill
Summer walks
to the Bugle Horn
crisps & lemonade
upon their lawn
A weekly soak
..in a round tin bath
towelling off
by a fire in the hearth
I REMEMBER (2)
afterschool
on a
tuesday
my treat
awaiting on gran's
baking tray
a spicy aroma
filled
the air
t'was
freshly baked-
my
weekly share
bread pudding
piping hot
drizzled with honey
moreish&
yummy
a moist mouth
watering
confection
in
a
sultana delectation
I REMEMBER (3)
my clerking
ever on the go
the junior
lowest
of the low
the office
with partners just two
pens pencils
nearly-new
daily drudgery
reality soon shone thru'
the 'old man ' yelling
'ere lad
chop chop
get me baccy
from t'corner shop
tea-break brews'
in a stew
bellows of hurry-hurry
from the back-office crew
another task
to get done
this time
for the partner's son
no time to stop &chat
he'd forgotten the fish
for his wife's cat
the switchboard clicked
the doorbell chimed
&
skills to learn
juggle & prioritise
whew!
nearly half five
& knock-off time
just one task
still to do
fetch the 'boss's
evening news
was this really
the career to choose?...
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Categories:
knock off, art, childhood, nostalgia, youth,
Form:
Rhyme