Long Hanky panky Poems
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A Gardening Expose
With these lines I’ll relate an intriguing tale of dubious accuracy
For I Hope to unveil sordid affairs of more than one conspiracy!
Be warned, that though you might be disturbed by the facts I relate?
They are...
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Categories:
hanky panky, garden, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Attempts At Lifelong Friendships and Holy Matrimony
Introduction: once again I incorporate
my trademark penchant
to fabricate fictitiously
portions of the following poetic endeavor
can you care to
discern fact from fiction?
Attempts at lifelong friendships and holy matrimony...
Shot thru with figuratively cankerous nub,
cuz yours...
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Categories:
hanky panky, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, age, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
How To Be Glum
Stan was feeling somewhat glum,nay even despairing,on Monday morning.
Mary had gone to work on her new folding 6 gear bicycle with own basket and an extra basket from Wells-next -the- Sea 1995
[the wicker basket now...
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Categories:
hanky panky, adventure, angst, blessing, love,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
hanky panky, war, time,
Form:
Free verse
Circa February 12th, 2122 10:30 Pm
Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM
Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time
future time traveler looks back one century ago,
oceanic waterways overladen with green slime,
yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme
far from madding crowd,...
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Categories:
hanky panky, absence, age, celebration, dark, destiny, fantasy, heaven,
Form:
Rhyme
The Mushroom Cloud
Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all of the men were very proud...
Tom Cunningham
It’s no wonder...
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Categories:
hanky panky, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago
Future time traveler looks back one century ago
The following poem tweaked
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.
Now circa August 20th, 2122,
or 1930 military time,
yours truly attempted
drafting id est feeble...
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Categories:
hanky panky, adventure, anniversary, appreciation, august, celebrity, crazy, destiny,
Form:
Rhyme
Sneezing fit tests nasal septum
Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum
The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans may not be...
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Categories:
hanky panky, 12th grade, body, endurance, health, humorous, husband,
Form:
Free verse
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed Grass
Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass
circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty...
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Categories:
hanky panky, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Future time traveler looks back one century ago
Future time traveler looks back one century ago
I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and
64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse,
(who remained married to yours truly for about
one century – which elapsed in...
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Categories:
hanky panky, absence, adventure, anniversary, birth, celebration, cool, dad,
Form:
Free verse
Mastering My Life
The day was short and I was tall,
oops, got that backwards after my fall,
for I was mixed up and worried, befuddled I say
on this brand new morning in the month of May.
I set out...
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Categories:
hanky panky, addiction, adventure, age, career, crazy,
Form:
Lay
Recurrent Sneezing Fit
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger
than a mole luck yule set in motion a
chain reaction, whence mine sensitive
proboscis honker...
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Categories:
hanky panky, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
The Comedy House
He'd return after decades
Spent in imagination. Month
spent in reality. He'd return to the
House of comedy,here,to crack
an heart-taking,wits-arresting,Emotions-
devouring,Land-quaking joke.
He'd return with a robust neck
Seasoned with weeping nerves.
The joke cracker,Let's hear.....
Before he return'd
The gym-ed rodents embroided
with pleasant...
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Categories:
hanky panky, allusion,
Form:
Lyric
Hanky Panky
Hanky Panky
Honey
My foot is taping
It’s been a while
I figure it’s gotta be almost
An hour
Baby
You know you
Drive me crazy
How you do it
Constantly
You tease my eyes
It’s no surprise
Your naughty smiles
Make me so ravenously hungry
Aw come...
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Categories:
hanky panky, funny, love, passionme, love, me, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Hanky Panky
I feel just like that old grey squirrel,
whose belly is empty as can be.
He keeps on searching for those acorns,
but he has climbed up a maple tree.
He worked hard and long the whole...
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Categories:
hanky panky, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Joie De Vivre Cost Me Nothing To Purchase
No rhyme nor reason why
with yours truly ejaculating
(not prematurely), I utter yippee,
nope no intercourse induced whoopie
upon this... - day three
January two thousand and twenty one
perhaps consummation,
regarding aforesaid euphoric mood
indicative I will become philanthropy
recipient i.e. anonymous...
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Categories:
hanky panky, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence,
Form:
Free verse
Laughter Is the Best Medicine
OLD MA.
Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat
Always nuts and never anything sweet
But they soon found out why
Nuts were in great supply
Choc nut bars she'd only suck cos no teeth...
NO HIDING PLACE.
An old...
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Categories:
hanky panky, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Pranker and the Prankee
THE PRANKER AND THE PRANKEE
Pranking might be a game to a pranker
But an unpremeditated shocker.
The prank might become costly
Cos when you presumed it'll be funny,
the fun becomes a life breaker.
The prank cost a life...
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Categories:
hanky panky, 1st grade, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Nothing But Fig Leafs
They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing
But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen
Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!
All they had to worry about were those thorny bushes
And the occasional lightning...
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Categories:
hanky panky, fun, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Hanky-Panky Janky
I was pretty cranky when my spanky new bike was janky.
The frame was too short for my body, too tall and lanky.
The tires too fat, too hard to push up boggy maintain trails.
The deal I...
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Categories:
hanky panky, travel,
Form:
Free verse
Some Banking Hanky Panky
A sweet young bank teller named Doris
Had a crush on her co-worker, Boris.
But one day while at work
The young clerk went berserk
When she caught Boris banging the manager, Morris.
Doris' secret admirer, Dan Danson,
Was swarthy, tall,...
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Categories:
hanky panky, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago Part One
Circa April 17th, 2120, or 1820 military time,
yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme
far from madding crowd, nevertheless yet lovely
bones and flesh quite spry, still considered prime
(moost procreative, prodigious, and progressive)
stage, since (case ye...
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Categories:
hanky panky, absence, april, creation, earth, faith, flying, power,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Nothing But Fig Leaves
They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing
But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen
Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!
All they had to worry about were those thorny bushes
And the occasional lightning...
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Categories:
hanky panky, beautiful,
Form:
Free verse
Baila, Lilah; Dance!
Baila, Lilah; move your thing.
Ragtime; Turkey Trot!
Magic step into the Swing.
Show us ALL you’ve got.
Boogie Woogie; Lindy Hop;
Shim Sham Shimmy it.
Snazzy-jazzy, quick-quick, stop?
Jitterbugs don’t quit!!
Hanky Panky; do the Stroll;
Hand Jive; Twist and Shout.
Mash Potato; Rock...
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Categories:
hanky panky, art
Form:
Rhyme
New Year Humour ' Bedroom Horrors'
RUFUS
Fat boy Rufus takes a rooster to bed
"It's my natural alarm clock" he said
He woke late the next morning
Now Rufus is in mourning
Cos he rolled over and flattened him dead......
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Categories:
hanky panky, humor,
Form:
Limerick