Cross-Eyed Chickens

There's nothing funnier than cross-eyed chickens
With legs the size of your arm
Kentucky Fried Chicken would sure love to know 
The name of this progressive farm

Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature
The implications are immense
Imagine a leg on your plate so big
You wouldn't know where to commence

The cross-eyed feature might cause some concern
If the patrons viewed this poor bird
Before it was rendered suitable for your gullet
It sure looked totally absurd

The cross eyes were caused by trying to eject
A super sized extra large egg
Probably gave the poor bird a hernia
Before passing for mercy it begged

Such is the way of us civilized humans
Always thinking of our bellies all day
Paying no attention to these cross-eyed chickens
Just trying not to end up on our plate

©Jack Ellison 2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Breidenthal Avatar
August 20, 2016 at 3:59 PM
Too funny, Jack. The fourth stanza had me grinning. You come up with the weirdest, funniest things.Love it! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
August 22, 2016 at 8:25 AM
Sometimes I wonder myself where these come from!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx
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