Long Follicle Poems
Long Follicle Poems. Below are the most popular long Follicle by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Follicle poems by poem length and keyword.
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:
I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape...
being overrun by teddy bears and beanie babies
while carrying out heavy...
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Categories:
follicle, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, america, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed GrassRecurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass
circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty...
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Categories:
follicle, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
A Growing Menagerie of Stuffed Animals and Beanie BabiesA (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies
The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences
referencing overactive spousal glute
though sphincter roaring
could muscle us into ample loot
(after wife explodes open bank vault)
versus ass spire...
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Categories:
follicle, adventure, appreciation, best friend, crazy, family, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Sebaceous glands connected to follicles secrete an oily substance called sebumSebaceous glands connected to follicles secrete an oily substance called sebum
With a title deeply rooted
in subject matter iterated above
invariably makes for hair raising poem,
though I immediately attest said material
constitutes atypical topic
the writing process (with intent
to...
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Categories:
follicle, 12th grade, 9th grade, age, anger, beautiful,
Form:
Free verse
Homo Sapience SapienceHe was born with a bushy round follicle-free head
and walks with two legs, because
he is a Neanderthal(1) mutant,
for he is a mutational product,
he is an android(2) not found in the evolutionary tree,
and...
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Categories:
follicle, allegory,
Form:
Prose Poetry
WithdrawalsTrigger warning ??????????
This was a pretty hard piece to compile, and definitely a personal piece to post but my hope is it may reach someone who needs it.
Withdrawals
The pain is indescribable, but with...
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Categories:
follicle, addiction, angst, anxiety, cry, deep, inspirational, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
O Don'T Know What This Is CalledThe implosion of a thought is neither a shred or a shard. In fact it is surely a pulsation of a wisdom whirlpool? Really? How rather radical. And amusing to the laughs of the rhombuses...
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Categories:
follicle, arabic, art, beach, betrayal,
Form:
I do not know?
Growing my hair down below my kneesGrowing my hair down below my knees...
stimulated courtesy follicles,
where Coconut, Olive, Grapeseed,
Jojoba, Amla and Vitamin E oils
allowed, enabled,
and provided head start
germinating peach fuzz into brown strands
after Flaxseeds, Pumpkin seeds and Fenugreek
being sprinkled on my scalp
yielded...
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Categories:
follicle, addiction, america, april, body, care, fashion, hair,
Form:
Free verse
Recurrent Sneezing FitAn infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger
than a mole luck yule set in motion a
chain reaction, whence mine sensitive
proboscis honker...
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Categories:
follicle, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
Lithium SeaThe air is open-ended,
The wind sends a whisper through my spinal cord at lightning speed
Acres upon acres of oceanic scenery plunging itself into my irises
The horizon is as wide as the Milky Way...
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Categories:
follicle, anxiety, courage, dark, depression,
Form:
Free verse
Sword of DamoclesYou win ever so calmly never to know
what may be hanging straight above your head.
Under complications we break and bestow –
Habitual ponders and worriment are gifts to our dreads.
Always constant surveillance of our...
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Categories:
follicle, people, philosophy, political, visionary, men, men, power,
Form:
Rhyme
Got Your Fluff Again"Got your fluff again"
(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).
The missus uttered
aforementioned phrase
as she pulled a clump of my hair
from out the clogged shower drain
for no rhyme nor reason lemme explain
how so many...
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Categories:
follicle, appreciation, august, dad, father, hair, humorous, summer,
Form:
Rhyme
Overrun By Teddy Bears and Beanie Babiestwas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem
(yes tis correct, if you bare
lee remember this mister
did formerly she push duck clear
addressed said spouse
"my little buttock blaster" en dear
ment - for obvious...
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Categories:
follicle, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th grade, 8th
Form:
Imagism
In View of My Mortality Part 2 of 2- and GOD Said: -
Live Each Day With Joy Even Thru Tests
Live Each Day Having Mercy & Tenderness
Live Each Day As Tho' Opening A Treasure Chest
Yes, Live On This Earth, Like An Honored Guest
- yes...
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Categories:
follicle, cancer, christian, death, faith, feelings, god, endurance,
Form:
Free verse
Argh I Suffer the Plight of Bad Hair Year In One Dayjust moments ago, i went online and tapped Google
if some miraculous spell
could be drawn out of thin air
cause (this house husband
feels a bit...
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Categories:
follicle, 10th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, addiction,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Microscopic WindfallPerhaps I’m facing pogonophobes?
Apparently wore the wrong face.
Age-hardened wiry wisps forge
post-pubescent platemail -
protect strangers
from my truest fleshy pores, protect me
from the xenophobes of the Winter Conference.
It’s all pitching and coffee breaks...
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Categories:
follicle, business, people, sick, society, work,
Form:
Free verse
Chickenpox HighCHICKENPOX HIGH
I caught chicken pox from
My son,
Oh what fun!
I was thirty five and spots,
Enveloped me from each hair follicle
On my head,
Right down to in between every toe,
I had to stay in bed!
My thesis for...
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Categories:
follicle, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
A Letter To MyselfA Letter to Myself
Should I give up writing
Seems all this bleating and wailing
Bemoaning this lot of love
I am allocated to feel
But never touch
Should I stop showing the world
Such a pitiful and pathetic face
As it twists...
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Categories:
follicle, loveme,
Form:
Free verse
The Golden Pass the House of SlitheringOh wondrous one
What have they done
We're stuck here in a rut
No Paddy's Day, to my great dismay
I'm treated like your mutt
Oh little boy
Fill your heart with joy
The journey's on the cards
I've called the Prez and...
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Categories:
follicle, betrayal, celebrity, holiday, humorous, power, prejudice,
Form:
Rhyme
Follicle RegressionAs he brushed his golden locks, he detected something stressing.
The skin around his noble forehead was inexorably progressing!
(Politically correct types tend to call this "follicle regression!")
Alarmed at this discovery, he suffered terrible depression!
"Follicle regression", now...
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Categories:
follicle, funny
Form:
Rhyme
An Einstein FormulaThe wall of horrors was never to be addressed.
I watch these monsters emerge as marvels.
Ten little white thumbnails aglow were detached setting in two rolls.
A short man stood by himself with such a pose.
There was...
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Categories:
follicle, evil, fear, good morning, horror, scary, symbolism,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
EngravedHe was not impressed.
God knew the number of hairs on his head.
Did that include his beard if he ever grew one?
He would ponder this and other such anomalies of faith.
Why would a Supreme Being care...
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Categories:
follicle, age, day, time, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Uterus Fruits
First picked Summertime cherry
Dew glimmer marble blood clot
...
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Categories:
follicle, cute, loss,
Form:
Verse
Rudra and Me
Those intense eyes, imposing aura;
The warrior pose;
atop the snow-clad peaks,
among the floating clouds
still, radiating heat!
The serpents, the hair,
The alluring fear,
The magical hues, undefined, unfiltered
Beyond comprehension of mere souls
into you I gaze, are you Mansi’s ace?
...
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Categories:
follicle, appreciation, blessing, devotion, inspiration,
Form:
Rhyme
All On a SundayYou free me
with this jettison wake
on the back of the boat
while the motor is brooding
too loud to engage in the tannic specifics
or to single the brunt of our salt conversation
Cormorants wish us the best on...
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Categories:
follicle, adventure, happiness, life, nature, people, places, time,
Form:
Free verse