Long Eggy Poems

a jolly darling right angle went straight out of the lateral box

fed up with grinding a living on the periphery of pure reason

he thought back to his square roots and longed for a change


his strict...

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Tune of: "Wheels On The Bus"

I am Humpty Dumpty, longtime pal
longtime pal longtime pal
I am Humpty Dumpty, longtime pal
longtime ago
I am Eggy Edgy cracking up
cracking up cracking up
I am Eggy Edgy cracking up
all cracked up...

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Beyond the wave-sacked,
lie the pockmarked dunes, heaps dug
by the claws of scaly thrashers.

Here they huddle, my blood kin
flogging grim pleasures,
wolfing eggy sandwiches,
dipping tea-stained teeth into beakers.

By a shoaling shale and monochrome spray
one brine-splattered small fry.
A...

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Beyond the wave-sacked,
lie the pockmarked dunes, heaps dug
by the claws of scaly thrashers.

Here they huddle, my blood kin
flogging grim pleasures,
wolfing eggy sandwiches,
dipping tea-stained teeth into beakers.

By a shoaling shale and monochrome spray
one brine-splattered small fry.
A...

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Spotted dress respectable knee length
Disguises her many feathered fetishes 
Fecked feeling clucky, red hen strength
Broods on bed of egg beak wet wishes

Wings tuck tight within delicate dreams
Shell inhibits image of sloppy slack yolk
Tiny tapping tells...

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Beyond the wave-sacked pebbles
lie the pockmarked dunes,
sea-wind swept heaps,
burrowed by the claws of scaly thrashers.

Here they huddle, the working class,
flogging grim pleasures,
wolfing eggy sandwiches,
dipping tea-stained teeth into beakers
as a chill summer drizzles on.

I am a...

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there was a sweet little man
with a penchant for fashion
who wears his jackets tan
he closes his eyes when he smiles
and looks awfully dashing

eyes of green and gloves of white
he struts about without a worry
soaking in...

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Bird wing song
Morning offering;
Sun shine smile


Bamboo glimpses
Two butterflies;
Love fluttering


Magic motion
Sunny side up;
Eggy breakfast


Mall shop space
Hefty real estate;
Make or break venture


Failure is mother
Success a child;
Delinquent of a sort


ATM cash dispenser
Collect and go;
Remember to store


There he goes...

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Dad went to work on an egg each day 
Til one day the egg cracked on the way
Pants covered in yolk
It was not a joke
That his colleagues egged him on, all day.

Dad had an egg...

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Mangy-Monkey;
Gum thief.
Raggle-taggle,
Tail-waggle;
Bone-breath.

Gaggling geese, 
Webbed feet;
Penny-anney,
Corn-candy.
Snakes-alive,
About five;
Or six,
Playing tricks.

Babbling brook,
Nearby nooks
And crannies;
Harboring teeth.

Fighting bribing,
Monkey-see,
Monkey-do.
Fickle-furred,
Out-turned
Waddle-feet,
Bearing bird.

Roaring-money,
Never tamed;
Hungry for
Avian-brain.

Itchy-scratchy,
Eggy-hatchey;
Teeny-tiny,
Shells cracking.

Tourists gawking,
Feathered-squawking;
Metallic-clanging,
Cage doors.

All this,
Attended quick;
When hungry
Bellies roar.
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Now don’t be rude
Yes I like my food, ok it shows a little
Mmm blue cheese and crackers, got to have a pickle
Spaghetti Bolognese, muesli with blueberries
Chocolate of course and ice cream with cherries
Give me a...

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Dog came sniffing around
I already have five!
I cannot take you I told him as I fed him breakfast.
He stuck up his nose at dog food,
so I made him an omelet.
He picked out the ham and...

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