Long Eclair Poems

As moonlight threatens
 the night's ebon cloak.
A blistering thought 
 has kept me woke.

This thought so vile
 so terribly grim,
yet so fulfilling
to my every whim.

I leave the warmth of my bed chamber
 and into the...

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I absconded with reader rabbit (Peter), to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

Ah Sheik Hog - Ho!
One "FAKE" Wingman 
think Monty Python's
Flying Circus skittering
on thin ice - Skidamarink 
a dink, a dink...

hither and yon, to and fro
Via...

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I absconded with reader rabbit (Peter), to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

Ah Sheik Hog - Ho!
One "FAKE" Wingman 
think Monty Python's
Flying Circus skittering
on thin ice - Skidamarink 
a dink, a dink...

hither and yon, to and fro
Via...

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With a 7-Eleven Big Cup eulogy slurp
And a McDonalds Big Mac pall bearer burp,
it’s Big Boy Slim Jim holiday mourning time
Take a family reunion picnic funeral ride
	to a cemetery last supper barbeque burial ...
shovel down...

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I absconded with reader rabbit (Peter), to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

Ah Sheik Hog - Ho!
One "FAKE" Wingman Flying
Via O'hare To Dublin y'know
Cuz, The Leprechaun within
me, seeks young sprig poe
whet tick friend in toto,

though nowhere to...

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I Do Not Know The Secret...,
Asper Art Of Writing Acclaimed Poem...

Not purposeful intent,
when tasking self (Das Scribe)
a nondescript member of
Homo sapiens village people tribe
metaphorical spear in hand ready

to unbridal strong arm as vibe
resoundingly resonates, sans
(crackles,...

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“How wonderful yellow is. It stands for the sun!” Vincent Van Gogh

Yellow

Yellow is
     a painted curb or lines upon a street,
       a sign of caution...

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Got a great recipe
For cheescake...
Decided to make it once...
My experience was to show me
I really am a dunce...

First I had to whip cream cheese
I threw it in a bowl,
Took out my trusty mixers
And thrust it...

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Knock, knock, scritch, scratch
Who’re banging at the old door?
The other whispers hushly
Give in to the turning knob
The good one is no help

Nameless twins barge in
An angel and demon greet
One my bruised conscience
The other a swelling...

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He will leave me low, he will leave me not ... oh, flower, do your petals know?
If he sees me sleep, sparks won't keep; knowing my truth, he'll cut me loose.
Each day and night, I...

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I'm shopping in the town near my favourite cake shop
I need a sugar fix so I’ll really have to stop
I’m having friends to tea, so I think it’s only fair
To buy my friend Patricia, a...

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Food Fun. 
The Cook she fancied Chef.
She truly loved his meatballs
and as for his spotted dick. Sublime.

Chef he fancied Cook.
He really loved her chicken breasts
and wished one day to cover them
in a thick cream sauce.

Cook...

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1 Syllable
air · bare · bear · blair · blare · chair · cher · claire · clare 
· dare · dear · err · fair · fare · flair · flare · frigidaire ·...

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Neck pulsating, close shave shines over whiskers
    Stiff collar pressure, raced anticipation simmers
    Key twist intrigue spurs engine's orange rage 
    Needle throws redline on wide...

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Every other week during summer, or fall ...
there's a loud noise rattling my huge window
facing the shady street
where no kids are seen.

.

Old fashioned grass cutters like the one I had made a minimal noise,
I don't...

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Linda-Marie...The Poetess Extraodinare!
     A woman sweeter than an eclair!!

Linda-Marie...The PoetrySoup Princess!
     A woman who only shows such gentleness..

Linda-Marie...Whose comments have really touched me.
    ...

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Dear Paris, you played me hard;  
I thought love was holding all the cards 
 but that was just the first hand;

Bumped into him sitting in a cafe 
we talked as the time slipped...

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There are twenty four days
left to Christmas and already
small children dream of toys;  
isn't there a better way
for them to forget the cold
and see some magic unfold?

Skinny Willy has built a snowman,
he's getting ready...

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different people say different things, this is my party, so i care what they bring, talk about me all you want, because we all know, your just a taunt, and I'm a haunt, I'm bigger...

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GOD TRIED TO ROB THIS FROM ME

He has his favorite old raincoat
he has a favorite sport
he has a favorite sailboat
and he has his favorite court

he has his favorite chair
he has his favorite fudge
he has his...

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Gorgeous Johnny was barely three
and knew the danger of a bee
that was attracted to his fair hair!


He moved feet away, but the bee
slowly crawled up his big belly.....
and he started dancing in midair!


His red face...

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My Apology


Expecting soon my very first child,
huge craving for chocolate I had-
scraped off the fudge from our last eclair.
When I was done- I knew this was bad.

Later, when hubby opened the fridge,
he groaned with wide...

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