Long Crack up Poems

INTANGIBLE ASSET – The Transcript

He learned very young rather vaguely very untidily and blissfully unaware. He thought the only reason to do something was to do it differently to establish its difference by his own...

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I made you a vow of paradise
Though I knew I could not find the time
To show you how much I cared and treasured
The sincerity of your love and devotion;
I wanted to take you to my...

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our way to the end of the work day is through
laughter &
as long as we must endure this system’s bull*****absurdity,
where we work for crumbs thrown to us by the 1% of the rich
tossing them to...

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Mary, Jimmy, and Tommy had a garbage
can lid full of charcoal burning.
  They were Homeless but they had each
other.
  Mary was telling Jimmy how she managed
to get the free charcoal from the Sav-Mart.
...

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"You were frightening, sinister,
You put everything into it
I took a step back
You get better every time
How good can you get?"
                ...

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when you are soaked wet through
        ¿is that the bones of you visible?
   do we need to get closer
      take everything...

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What's happened recently I have to tell. (Hiccup)
Wish I could muddle through without a screw-up.
It starts out at a comic show. (Hiccup)
The stand-up doing jokes was such a crack-up 
my laughter turned to choking then,...

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She wandered into the prissy bathroom hating it for its prettiness.
There were all kinds of trinkets and knickknacks
She reached for two, and threw them onto the floor.
The fairy broke into slivers bringing her at least...

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Poca à poca you crawled
I stood dumb as you fouled
The golden rules
Only heaven knows
Why I stood still and froze
As you sneered and spat
Your rancorous venom all over the place

You forced your way in
Pushed and pushed
Till...

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Best friends.
By Feo 

I know that you've been having a rough time lately, just want to remind you that I'm here for you cause your my best friend 

By the way, do you have a...

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Bureaucrat's wonderland, admin sensational!
Dealing with legions of forms immigrational
Fill 'em out, print 'em out, copy each copy 
Certify, verify, check it's not sloppy
Ensure that your mug-shots' dimensions abide
By strict regulations, for proof bona fide
Designed to...

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Worth of Living   

Before my birth i did not know 
I was to come on this earth 
Later i am told i have been sent here 
So I understand 
I have no right...

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Long commutes, traffic jams
Accelerate, then on the brakes slam
The drive to work takes its toll
   Nagging questions nibble at the soul

Then it's stride into work with a confident air
Lowered heads signal you'd better...

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My old cat Herman sure looks like vermin
When we douse him with a bucket of water
His teeth start to chatter, gets mad as a hatter 
His master, he'd sure like to slaughter!

With unearthly growls, slinks...

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Sometimes being an adult can suck
but you can't go back
once you become one you're stuck
you have to make decisions
you have to learn quickly from your mistakes
there is no slowing down
there is no calling timeout or...

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A crackle-pop goes up into the night,
the embers shift amidst the orange blaze,
circling moths then back away in fright,
this bizarre sun no longer lights their way.

In lawn chairs we all circle leaping flames,
apple pie moonshine...

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SKETCH OF A WRETCHED WOMAN

She sat there demurely, her eyes closed shut,
With a formidable weight on her mind,
About to crack up like a brittle nut,
She was in a rather tenuous bind -
Her life's interlude from...

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Cackle, Chortle, Chuckle with glee,
Crack-up with crowing, and giggle "tee hee",
Hilarity, merriment, rejoice with a roar,
Shrieking, sniggering, Cheering, Guffaw

"Hi-di-Hi", har-de-har,
Snorting a lot, 
Don't follow Frankie Howard,
Don't "titter ye not"

Absurd and amusing,
Comic and droll
Sarcasm and Irony
Like...

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All tick no tock just like a broken clock
Instead I’m a broken doll

If the inside was out then you could see
What it feels like…feels like to be

Just like a broken doll

Neck and arms ben at...

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Child hold on my hands can no longer expand to a distance to be must we both 
pray together and say Gods grace child never once did i complain to the one who 
died for...

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