Long Couches Poems

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Premium Member Why Our Days Are Barren

Why Our Days Are Barren

The churches are bone empty, but sports bars are chock full!
Wal-Mart, practically a religion now and Costco, too.
With customers kneeling, adoring packed shelves
People acting like lunatic, materialistic elves.

Some do still contribute to ministries,
But prefer to spend thousands on expensive cosmetic dentistry.
We stand before mirrors and adore our bodies.
With women,cosmetics are worth each useless penny.

We attend sporting events, like any good addict does.
Or cannot leave our couches, we must see each game.
The Torah, the New Testament? Buried deep in cabinets,
As if God's word meant nothing?

We really believe Google, is the source of truth?
That has as much meaning as an old phone booth.
We each have to find our path to God,
And stop believing man is the source of peace and serenity ~how
Patheticallly odd!

Panagiota Romios
4/14/2019


Premium Member If I Had a Semi

If I had a semi
I would fill it with cushions and couches
I would paint Party Uber on her outsides

I would put a refrigerator in her
And a fire pit with roasting tongs

There would always be a supply of marshmallows
Graham crackers and Hershey bars always replenished
Hotdogs and fresh buns too

It would be a slumber party semi
A birthday party semi
A Super Bowl party semi

So of course, the TV set would be huge
And there would be a hostess
She would make sure your party is exactly as planned

Yes this is what I would create
I would drive my party vehicle state to state
If I had a semi

I Make Things

I make things with material and thread.
To show you I care.
Beautiful pillows for you to lay your head,
Colorful quilts and bedspreads
That you can take anywhere.
I make things with material and thread
For you to decorate your homestead.
I love your expression as I share
Beautiful pillows for you to lay your head.
Some are done in pink and red
The kittens are a pair.
I make things with material and thread
To some this seems out dated, but it isn't
Dead.
In this day and time these things are rare.
Beautiful pillows for you to lay your head
As well as to fit on your couches, chairs,
And trundlebeds.
One thing is for sure these things I make
Aren't found anywhere.
I make things with material and thread
Beautiful pillows for you to lay your head.

Premium Member The Saga of Cone Dog

We are both bruised and beaten
Thanks to our new puppy,  cone dog
He was neutered five days ago

He cannot get through the giant doggie door
We have to leave the front door propped open
Raccoons and opossums are living in here with us now 

Cone Dog pushes us around from room to room
We have sharp red cone marks on our buttocks and our legs
My screaming husband was pushed into the office a second ago by Cone Dog. 

I cringe as I watch the cone flinging couches out of the dog's path. 
Our dog, Buddy, is using his enormous cone like a giant cow catcher
The raccoons and opossums are tired of it too.
I watch them sneak out the door, and I yell "Wait for me!"
dog
Form: Narrative

Premium Member A Clothes Horse

She drags them in
She drags them out
She wears some once,
Others are never worn at all.
She is a clothes horse
A fashionista, a diva. 

She has two walk in closets,
And converts a bedroom into another one.
Are all of these clothes for her?
Where will she put all of these shoes?
Bam. She makes another bedroom into a shoe closet.
Pretty soon we have to dine there in between shoes and boots.

Amazon boxes are arriving daily.
Her house is pregnant with them, about to burst.
She has run out of room. Will she buy a new house?
Will she throw something out? She begins to stack couches
For she likes buying furniture too.
When will she have enough?
Or will she just die there, trying to punch her way out?


Premium Member A World I Don't Know Under All that Snow

  
     There’s a world under all that snow
        a world I’d like to get to know

      Lots of bug-type critters, I imagine
         sporting faces dark and ashen

       No, no – that won’t do
          winter must be positive too

       Perhaps they’re playing hearts or bridge
          downing cold drinks from the fridge

       Or watching ‘Bug-TV’ from makeshift couches
           of leaves, twigs or damp grass with their spouses

        Every Spring I promise myself to ask them what gives underground
            Maybe this is the year when that question I propound
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Sweet Competition between Wives

Mrs. C and Mrs. H. had a little competition
They did not call it that, but their husbands knew.
It was a baking challenge, not featured on TV.
and their men benefited big time from it.

Mrs. C. held a coffee at her house on Tuesdays.
She served scrumptious desserts with whipped cream.
One time there was a pastry with oozing blueberries.
Today her concoction was stacked high with pancakes.

Mrs. H. would ooh and ahh and comment, but secretly seethe.
Her coffees were on Thursdays, and it was difficult to top Mrs. C’s pastries.
The husbands begged to come along, knowing what treat was in store.
On Thursday Mrs. H. served a quintessential peach cobbler.

They have done it again! The men retired to their couches for naps.
The women congratulated each other.
That is two days a week we can do what we want, they agreed.
Loving that they had put their husbands into a diabetic trance of sorts.

Hope Never Rests

While looking for a bridge
to cross over tonight

Connecting time honored values
to internet blight

I thought and I pondered,
as I surfed on the net

But the things that it offered
were sadly abject

Where is the laughter,
the thrill of the chase

Through forest and meadow,
with all of your mates

Gone is the connection,
looking eye into eye

Replaced with an I-pad,
and virtual lies

The children are programmed,
their bits and their bytes

With screens the new playgrounds,
their couches—their life

Where all of this leads,
I’m fearful to know

As I look for that bridge,
where our youth can still go

To return from the chaos,
to a welcoming time

Where friendships were made,
in a tree you just climbed

But the harder I search,
the dimmer it gets

Quicksand reinvented,
their minds it besets

Though cards stack against me,
I remain on my quest

The young are still worth it
—and hope never rests

(Villanova Pennsylvania: July, 2017)
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Party of All Parties

We sat in clusters, on couches, giggling at the antics of the wild ones, the PP’s.
Aka popular peers, who were dancing with self confidence that oozed into the walls.
The PP’s were gyrating to folksongs, flinging each other over furniture, laughing also.
Their laughs made our laughs sound muted and staid until we had a bit more liquor.

Suddenly we were up dancing, part of the PP’s. No, better than the PP’s because….
Our extrovert-ism had dissipated; we were now glib and extravagant, glitzy and glamorous.
My best girls were kicking their feet into the air with a natural loss of inhibition.
I was the highest kicker of all, felt like a Rockette at Music Hall, only prettier.

Some guy laughed and pointed to our group of dancing Barbies. I smiled big time.
Flashing him my best “who gives a cranium” look, for my cranium was now dancing.
I had turned fluid, my appendages were flipping and flopping. I was unleashed.
A wild fox in the middle of a barely lit cavern of wild foxes.  There had never been such a party.

Best party I ever attended, someone said in my ear. It was my friend Sadie.
She was totally utterly unabashedly in the world of Alice; and this was the tea party.
The mad hatter was the next person to catch my eye. I threw back my head like a pony.
Dancing so hard, that my heels made the clopping sounds of a seventeen hand high stallion.

If I never attended another party as long as I lived, it would be okay now.
For I was fifteen, and this party of all parties, made me feel joyful and pretty.
These feelings were terrific. This party gave me enough enthusiasm to last for the rest of my life.
A Cheshire cat was grinning at me from the couch. I gave him a flippant happy wave.

Written 12-6-2020
Contest: Party Folk Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Julia Ward

Premium Member I Must Have Had a Wild Time Last Night

I must have had a wild time last night.
I don't remember it all, or any of it actually.
But there are cookies in my right-hand over
the shoulder bolder holder container.
Chocolate chip. 
Quite tasty, too.
Homemade.
And my shoes are on the roof again.
Okay, one shoe, one boot. I'm assuming
their matches have slid down onto the other side.
Which means  off the roof, and they have landed in the koi pond again.
The dog is asleep on her back with her tongue hanging out.
The cat is furious, because it's eleven seconds past her
"Better-give-me-my-food this minute time.
The milk is in the oven, and there are wet
clothes slung on every couch and chair
in the house, and we've got 5 couches
and 19 chairs, there being two of us
living here and all.
Yes, I must have had a wild time last night.

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