Long Cheesing Poems

This morning I woke up singing
In my bed
With church bells ringing
In my head
For soon I will be wed
To the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen
Often I call her my autumn ever green queen
She could careless...

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Get the light just right
The sun is blinding
First shot too bright
Let's try rewinding

In the shade
What a bore
"Is this the sherade
I'm paying for?"

Lighting is dim
Dial down the shutter
On a whim
Don't dare flutter

If you can be still
As...

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So you’re feeling like a lab rat,
cagey edicts don’t experimentally sit well with you
Those white coat government cats
be cheesing you off with the moldy logic they spew

Lockdowns are the latest liberty mousetrap — 
Regulatory rules...

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There's a wee leprechaun
running around me home,
he's really cheesing me off
I spray him with tire foam.

He runs all around
he's up to no good,
then he turns around quickly
smacks me with a piece of wood.

He leaves his...

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MY ONE FEAR


There is a thing--
A fear to tremble heavens sounding
A fear to set my heart a pounding
  Not a spider webbing flies
  Or a monster with three eyes
 	 Not a mouse...

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