Long Cheesiest Poems

What are they doing? I cautiously asked.
The magnificent mighty-mighty-cheesiest-cheese dance, she whispered, and do not get too close.  
Frenzied children were throwing each other on the ground, dragging friends around, making trails.
Throwing cheese at...

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(ads from the 70's and 80's)


If a diamond is forever,
then love is the San Francisco treat.
Just a little dab’ll do ya
so be all that you can be.

It’s the cheesiest, so just do it
you can have...

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I am going to write about smiling
Why do you smile?
Is it because you like it?
Hmm what don't you like?
I can think of something you don't like
Uggh party pooper
Lol
Is it because you see me?
No I see...

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'Sarah! Stop daydreaming about Jess,
I have something important to tell you,
You'll never guess!'

'Mmm?'

'I've met the most amazing girl,
She's really funny and she's always happy
And she listens to me! Oh, and
She is so hot!'

'Oh really? What...

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