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Premium Member Bookends

As I knew no living grandparents, 
I’ve been a grandson to none.
But I have been a son, a god son, 
a younger brother, an older brother,
A nephew, a cousin, an uncle, 
A grand uncle, a great grand uncle,
A husband twice espoused, 
A son-in-law, a brother-in-law,
A father, a god father, a stepfather, 
A father-in-law, 
And an ex-husband twice removed.

As my children are not yet parents, 
And, given the state of the world, 
May possibly never be,
I am grandfather to none.
If certain familial ties can be 
Regarded as bookends to a life, 
Mine are less than evident,
Leaving my existential chronology 
Dangling famously over edges,
Mocking the persistence of memory.


BEARDED ON BLACK FRIDAY

I left home feeling very satisfied
Meting me on the sreet with a friend.
He waved me down, called me over.
He said:
-Let's go dancing at the Day Center
It's having a party
And I heard that some mustachioed women are coming
That they're really hot
And they're offering themselves cheap on Black Friday
Both standing and lying down.
We walked behind two women
Hearing one of them say:
-For money, my honor won't be tarnished
By any gentleman.
Now, if he treats me to a seafood feast
I'll give him my whole chestnut.
To the other one saying:
-The other day I was amazed
Looking at two bearded gentlemen
Who had faces like our asses.
I'm sure I don't mind
Giving myself completely to one of them
Because when his hair sucks my chestnut
It tickles me and I come with pleasure.
One of them replied:
-Well, bearded men disgust me.
They're two-faced gentlemen
Who, at any moment
Will pull out their dicks and take you to the garden
By hook or by crook.
They disgust me when they eat noodle soup
Or spaghetti
And some of it gets stuck in their beards.
One day I found my brother-in-law
Leaving a brothel
And in his beard there were traces of colostrum or tartar
From so much sucking on a  after the Act.
The other one replied:
-Well, I love bearded men
When they lick my lips
Placing hair against hair
At the beginning of the Act.
When they realized we were following them
We stopped following them
And we didn't go into the Day Center
Going to a phone booth
To see in the newspaper women advertising
To sell their honor for a while.
When the doors to their room opened
Two creatures crawled across the floor
To the bedroom bed.
What a surprise we had!
For the women who offered themselves to us
Legs spread
Both in the same bed
Were the same ones we had met.
How happy they were to see us!
Although I'm not bearded
But my friend is.
I put mine’s on my body and broke her.
My friend went down on her hairy 
She laughing with pleasure until she peed on his face.
This was the event that took place with them
For twenty euros each
With a five-euro discount.
Form: Burlesque

Premium Member A Lovely Baby Boy

A LOVELY BABY BOY
(For Supei, Yong Chye, Hock San
and all family and friends)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



A special day for all to know:
A baby boy in early hours,
A lovely way to shine and show,
A time for joy both yours and ours.


A time for cheer to live love's plan:
A space for grace to touch each face,
A feeling here that sparkles grand,
A fond embrace in time and space.


A new dad styles his fondest gaze:
A brave mummy feels happy now,
A time for smiles from hearts amazed,
A family baby endows. 


Ah Kong feels proud to share this tale:
"A day for me to tell the world,
A face most loud as love avails,
A touch set free as Christmas swirls."


Here's to Supei, a mother dear,
Cheers to Yong Chye, with curious eyes,
Simon now says: "Ah Kong is here!"
Now we know why with happy sighs.


A fond blessing at Christmas time:
A lovely boy for all to know,
A new meaning for merry chimes,
A living joy with love that shows.


"May all your days be filled with grace:
May love and light surround good cheer,
May rainbow rays fill your fine face,
May faith give sight to you my dear."



Leon Enriquez
26 December 2016
Singapore


(Note: *"Ah Kong" in the Chinese dialect, Hokkien from native Fujian province, means Grandfather. My brother-in-law from my wife's side, is today a happy grandfather of a bouncing baby boy, fondly nicknamed "Xiao Chye" or in simpler terms, Little Chye.)
Form: Quatrain

Angel

An angel of God with the face of a wolf 
The honesty of a man with fear closed in on himself 
They flap their wings hard against the wind 
And above all there is love, that strong, strong love 
who refuses to die, even at the gates of heaven. 
My heart starts pounding,    
I see you without shame, without restraint
Here the most beautiful roses grow,  
in this garden of peace and health 
where the scent of God, drives me crazy.  
And unfortunately, I left the most beautiful Rose on earth 
but her roots are so deep, that I can count on her, to live.
You tell them for me, I didn't go very far,
I'm here, right next to them.  
I'm in the air they breathe, and to my children, 
tell them that I love them, with a strong love.  
And life goes on without me ...
Don't cry, because there's so much sun here, 
and lots and lots of flowers to collect.   



*This poem is in memory of my brother in law Angelo 
who past away recently, he channeled the words 
for his family and friend, please keep the family 
in your prayers, during this difficult time.

Premium Member A Name if it be Any Other

My dearest,  Poe, how doth I findeth thee,
By now 'tis be of common knowledge.
By the morrow the whole of Colchester will 
hear of it--it'll be no privy matter, I'm sure.
And, um, well, ah ... Oh speak up man, 'tis 
too early for the cat to be out. Oh, ah, does
she know? Who? Your sister, Lenore? Yes!
Does she know about her? Oh, of course.
Well, having known my sister to have
snagged a 'booby' like you. What do you
mean by that? You know, the straight-
laced sorts. Oh, my, by the way ... are
you expecting company? Is she coming 
here, now? No wonder The Pub is abuzz.
No, she's not coming. Well, don't be too
liberal with the phrase. I hope you and
the town, mind your business. Well, if it
was any other girl, Poe, but fortune did
favor you, my friend. The girl, after all,
does have a 'reputation.' And from what
I've heard quite a stellar resume. Oh my
dear, dear Poe. Why are you being oh, so,
repetitious? Ohh! Poe, you're such a cad!
Speaking of the devil. Oh, I'm so glad to
be here--for she does dress rather risque
and [A BIG GRIN] um ... my dearest Poe,
what frightful manners ... have you lost 
them forevermore. Apologies. Oh no my
dear, 'tis naught you at all, for you do look 
marvelously decorative.  I'm Jerry, Poe's
brother-in-law--oh? Oh don't worry, my
sister and I, don't talk much. Oh, that's
rather obtuse, don't you think ... not if it's
the truth. Besides, Lenore should be the 
least at fault, for that lies with me as it's
just natural for me to be a bump on a log
somewhere. I'm still playing with straws 
here, Poe, intro please, she knows who I
am. Ah, Yes, Jerry, my buddy, may I have
this distinguishable opportunity to honor
you with the marvelously decorative woman
whose name is ... You can call me, Godiva.
[TWO VERY BIG GRINS]
Form: Narrative


An Adverse World In Reverse

My knees wear out on me 
My feet feel like lead of rue
My knees give way, you see?
My numb feelings isn't because of you

God gave me freewill with no strings attached
I hurt myself so much in the past…in the past...
I love you, Lord, but self-hatred once hatched…
I almost killed myself to end the pain at last 

I smoke away the sorrow and put me at ease
Just hand me another bong and tell me that I truly belong
I mend the horrid scars of yesterday's anxieties
Give me another tomorrow; I'm sorry I've done You wrong 

I don’t want to live in an adverse world in reverse and I want to quit the quitting urges —
A tragedy that is a gift and not a wretched curse..grind away the unhappiness and chaos that Satan rehearses

I want to kill away the pain in my heart —
From the start, it's been tearing all of me apart

My knees can't take it anymore…
Feels like no one cares that I'm sore
But I have a supportive family that loves me so
And a beloved daughter and beautiful wife, I know

Allow me to brew away the grief inside
Allow the resin to settle inside the stem 
The water below the bong is boiling as I take a puff
I take puff after puff because this life can be so rough 

Strife is corrupting my mindset,
So let me breathe in peace, dude
All my life, I've been in pain and sometimes, it gets me so upset
Well, man, I don't mean to be rude…

I am so lucky and glad I have a wonderful mother that cares for me deeply
And will do anything to keep the family happy and works hard exceedingly

My father was never there for me and I have already explained that
But, I am slowly but surely accepting reality like a cat that can't catch the rat

I want to live in an adverse world, not in reverse —
A tragedy that is a gift and not a wretched curse

I want to kill away the pain in my heart —
From the start, it's been tearing all of me apart

Shatter away the shame that embraces me,
Never leaving my presence relentlessly
I don't want another pain killer to swallow 
To numb the pain temporarily until tomorrow 

 ~inspired by and dedicated to my brother-in-law, AJP~
Form: Rhyme

When the River Flowed

© 2011 (Jim Sularz) 
(Dedicated to my Brother-in-Law: William L. Browne III (1959-2011) 
who drowned in the Colorado River when visting family and friends
on a fishing trip.  Bill was found 4 months later.)


Let it be known, in memoriam, that he is loved.
And any earthly bonds that shaped his soul, 
is now a wide river flowing, 
to a distant Heaven bestowed.

He could have walked a much longer path, 
and would have paused again, with a hearty laugh.
But, when the river flowed, when the river flowed, 
– it marked this hour, for him to go.

Don’t cry for him, with welling tears upset, 
but celebrate his fulfilled years, instead. 
When the river flowed, when the river flowed, 
- it moved his gift of life ahead.

For loving sons, family, friends and beloved wife, 
he leaves cherished memories, a faithful man’s insight.
And when the river flowed, when the river flowed, 
- it moved him gently, to Everlasting Life!
© Jim Sularz  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Quatrain

In My Dreams

~In My Dreams~
I can’t believe it look what I see!
There you are looking at me.

How did you know we just talked of you?
A thousand miles from home, can this be true?

To see you there is like the lottery win
I never thought I’d see you again.

The world is small and gets smaller each day
What a fantastic thing has happened today.

Your eyes are just as I knew and remembered
You hair a little thinner that I think was intended.

I never thought you would be so tanned
Gosh how I have dreamed of holding you hand.

How come you are here in my hiding place?
No matter, I always wanted to look at your face.

 Come here; come hug me I just can’t believe
So strong and warm for you I did grieve.

You have never met your brother –in-law!
I felt a bump on the head I was then on the floor.

I cried as I realised it was not as it seemed
For my little dead brother was just in my dream.
©20/09/2012 ~GG~
Form: Couplet

Get Out of My House You Bum!!

(This is a fictional poem)

My rotten brother-in-law has been sleeping on my couch for six months.
It's not pleasing to live in the same house with a dunce.
He could move out if he was earning income.
But he hasn't looked for a job even once because he's a bum.
He dropped out of school in the third grade when he was seventeen.
He's the biggest dumbass I've ever seen.
With his amount of education, he could easily get a job at Burger King.
If he comes back without a job again, his ### is going to be in a sling.
He thinks he's earning his keep because he's cooking our meals.
But when I eat, I get a mouthful of hair because he's going bald and it makes me 
very ill.
He leaves his clothes laying all around, he's a slob.
I'll go to jail for murder if that bum doesn't get a job.
Form:

Brothers

Topic 
Brother
A special 
the baby brother
the start
Tiny and beautiful
moms attention
eyes on him
cries, smiles, laughs
energy in boundless
what a joy to have this
Brother 
Little Brother
Baby Brother forever
decades later
a story told to a sister
words from a heartbroken older brother
Man i love him but whats happening now is breaking my heart
Oh yea i Say , he has broken my heart a million times and yes we still love him
our baby brother
so i ask what is so special about him that this is the first time he broke your heart
Baby Brother never disrespected me 
Wow I say tell me something of this relationship
Well he said 
I was his big brother, he was my little brother
He looked up to me, he followed me i mean ran behind me when i would go to practice, My older brother was athletic, he played all sports, not sure why baby brother did not follow suit. Now i know where he learned to box, older brother
now i know why he can run fast chasing his older brother, love for bicycles older brother, love for cars older brother. 
Older brother left for the Army and baby brother met adolescent life alone
got into a world of bad
so now we have this
lots and lots of love but lots and lots of pain.
if only little brother went on to the Military
if only he didn't replace big brother for brother in law
things would be different
I'm sorry so sorry
what can i do now to fix
nothing this is my consequence my families burden now
do i have to take the blame
I did not know better....

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