Daniel De Culla Poet Burlesque

BEARDED ON BLACK FRIDAY

I left home feeling very satisfied
Meting me on the sreet with a friend.
He waved me down, called me over.
He said:
-Let's go dancing at the Day Center
It's having a party
And I heard that some mustachioed women are coming
That they're really hot
And they're offering themselves cheap on Black Friday
Both standing and lying down.
We walked behind two women
Hearing one of them say:
-For money, my honor won't be tarnished
By any gentleman.
Now, if he treats me to a seafood feast
I'll give him my whole chestnut.
To the other one saying:
-The other day I was amazed
Looking at two bearded gentlemen
Who had faces like our asses.
I'm sure I don't mind
Giving myself completely to one of them
Because when his hair sucks my chestnut
It tickles me and I come with pleasure.
One of them replied:
-Well, bearded men disgust me.
They're two-faced gentlemen
Who, at any moment
Will pull out their dicks and take you to the garden
By hook or by crook.
They disgust me when they eat noodle soup
Or spaghetti
And some of it gets stuck in their beards.
One day I found my brother-in-law
Leaving a brothel
And in his beard there were traces of colostrum or tartar
From so much sucking on a  after the Act.
The other one replied:
-Well, I love bearded men
When they lick my lips
Placing hair against hair
At the beginning of the Act.
When they realized we were following them
We stopped following them
And we didn't go into the Day Center
Going to a phone booth
To see in the newspaper women advertising
To sell their honor for a while.
When the doors to their room opened
Two creatures crawled across the floor
To the bedroom bed.
What a surprise we had!
For the women who offered themselves to us
Legs spread
Both in the same bed
Were the same ones we had met.
How happy they were to see us!
Although I'm not bearded
But my friend is.
I put mine’s on my body and broke her.
My friend went down on her hairy 
She laughing with pleasure until she peed on his face.
This was the event that took place with them
For twenty euros each
With a five-euro discount.

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