Long Bakery Poems
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(I tried to fashion the words a bit to the tune of “My Favorite Things”)
Roses and lavender; lilacs abloom;
Scent of these flowers also in perfume.
Old-time Chantilly and spicy Tabu -
These are a few of my favorite scents too.
Pizza and home-made bread straight from the oven;
Bacon and barbecue – Those smells I’m lovin’.
Cookies and pies, every bakery treat.
But popcorn’s the one that the others can’t beat!
Scent of cinnamon
or of licorice when it’s in my tea.
I love to inhale it, but better to eat some
because it’s so heavenly.
Christmas scents popular like evergreen.
Smells not so popular like gasoline.
Yes, I adore that one, and I like too
that smell from my childhood of Elmer’s glue!
Grilling hot dogs;
grilling burgers. Oh, I’d love it if
every day of my life I could take -
of each favorite scent - a whiff!!
March 19, 2021
for Chantelle Anne Cooke's Favorite Scent(S) Poetry Contest
Sudden illness and a nurse
it is Saturday, the air has a whiff of spring
and I was too tired to go to the bakery
to get my, one a week Danish Pastry
It was a week when my wife ended up in
hospital, I knew what was wrong with her
but I was overruled by the health doctor
In the evening, as I was having a glass of wine
and a forbidden cigarette on the balcony
prepared for a calm evening, a knock on
the door of the unwanted.
A couple related to my wife came to visit
her at the hospital (I think my wife rang)
the female half of the couple who sees herself
as a nurse, stepped in, took my wife home
and fed her herbal tea, gluten-free biscuits
and soothing words.
the male part of the duo, knew, like me
not to make any comment
They were feeling great their holidays had
been fruitful saving my wife and left, as they were going abroad for some assignment
I thought how great it is to be a savior if there is no repeat.
I'm glad to say my wife had a calm night
The following day began with a dilemma
my card had run out, and they had sent me
a new card where I used to live, and managed
to blame me, I took a taxi, the clever people said
I could have taken a bus I did not comment.
The teller at the bank is a big black lady who has
the mien of disagreement with my person
when she got up to go into the back, where
the money is stored, I noticed she has a bum
every bit as big as the famous woman called Kardashian.
The day, thereafter the garage called
the bill
for the repair more than I thought, on Monday
if my card has not arrived, I will have to go
back to the bank and the lady with the big bum
The Frog Who Didn’t Want a Kiss (The Frog Prince)
A frog by the well sat and sighed,
Princess, I know what you’re implied,
But kissing’s a fuss,
And I’d rather discuss...
Why ponds make such terrible rides.
So I’ll turn back to frog and be free,
You keep your prince, he’s better than me!
The Three Little Pigs Who Hired a Planner (The Three Little Pigs)
The pigs sat down with blueprints and tea,
Said, Straw’s cheap, but the wind’s not for me.
Brick takes more time,
But it’ll weather that grime....
And we’ll charge the wolf rent to agree.
The Big Bad Wolf Who Opened a Bakery (Little Red Riding Hood)
The wolf was tired of the chase and the scare,
Of huffing and puffing through thin country air.
He hung up a sign,
Fresh buns, bread, and yummy thyme?
Come in, leave the grandma in there...
Now kids bring cookies to thank him for lunch,
And Grandma says, Best sourdough I’ve ever munched.
The Gingerbread House That Charged Rent (Hansel and Gretel)
The witch in the candy house sighed at the door,
Two kids showed up, and now I’m just all poor.
If you eat all my walls,
You should help with the calls...
Pay rent or you’re sleeping on floor!!
Now Hansel does dishes, and Gretel does brooms,
And the house runs a B&B in candy lined rooms.
we left out of the store of dreams
a shopping mart for the lonely hearts
mine was busted i wanted to refund it
as my soul dropped out of the bag
ripped into as i have wasted it so
my heart three sizes too big god is ashammed
of the life lessons torn and scorned
unfinished buisness my days all mourned
as i passed the bakery with fresh breads
there you are again as i scratched my head
i'm lost this is true but you're dead true
why must you follow me for no privacy you
have been right behind me since that turn on red
haven't you any friends for where you can go
to get off the pavements of my shallow cry
as i left out alone until the day i die
i crossed the street swiftly moving my feet
as did you my hand you took i in disbelief
the sky said look we did hand in hand
we walked forever and ever in the eyes on man
Man and his dog
He awoke under the bed it had been his birthday
drinking champagne, eating Danish pastry, and smoking Havana cigars
He walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge took out
a beer, which he thirstily drank while wondering why
everything was so quiet
The maid had been in when he slept and everything was in order; when did the guests leave, or had he partied with his teddy bear, being lonely since his dog died
Looking out of the window he saw many cars, they had
no drivers and some had open doors as abandoned in haste, but what had happened?
In a bakery/cafe he had a sandwich of cheese and tomatoes, he made it himself since the lady who owned
the cafe was not there.
It dawned on him he was alone in the world, everything
was his he didn't need to share his good fortune with anyone, except for the cur outside who ran away and barked when seeing him
He tried the Rolls Royce that belonged to the mayor, yes
the ride was smooth, distracted by thoughts, he hit a lamp-post, but never mind there were other cars around
At an expensive restaurant where he once had dined, he made and made himself a hamburger with hot fries
drunk with the most expensive red wine possible.
The dog that had growled at him looked at him through the window, wagging tail, it knew he was the only one left to feed it
Months went by, life was getting a bit onerous, just him
and the dog following him around, getting fat from his overfeeding.
He stopped shaving and shower and wore the same pants
since the day was endless anyway why bother with personal hygiene when there was no pressure to conform
Deeply depressed, he jumped from the top floor flat of
a tall building to end it all.
No such luck! He descended, slowly broke down, and cried freely as the dog was the only witness to his sadness
Doomed to live forever, he laid down under the bed
but before falling into Nirvana's arms, he got up again someone had to feed the dog.
Duncan Hines
Long before homemade peach clobber
Just after apple pie and before fruit bowl in melon rind
Restaurateur Duncan Hines
Birth in 1880
His dad a confederate soldier
Mother died when he was 4
In his late teens attendance Bowling Green College
Later became a traveling salesman
For a Chicago salesman
Just doin fine
Duncan Hines
later, correlated compiled list turn to book
about locally neighboring restaurants around the country
a book called Adventures in good Eating
Hines wrote and cook mission completed
Ahh! more somethings to eat
Next was Duncan bread
With Durkee bakery proprietors
Later sold to Nebraska Consolidated
ConAgra, Omaha Nebraska
From bread to developing cake mixes
In the early sixties purchased by Proctor and Gamble
Mmm!! boy taste great
Let them eat cake
For a Chicago salesman
Just doin fine
Duncan Hines
At the time
Duncan Hines
12/06/17by James Edward Lee Sr.
RASTA MY ASSASIN MURDERED AT MY FEET RETURNED WITH A PILE OF GRAVEYARD DIRT SEARCHING FOR THE OWNERS OF THE BAKERY A BAKERY ALREADY SOLD SWINDLED FROM THE OWNER IN THE END A CURSE PUT UPON ANYONE WHO TRIES TO CLAIM THE BAKERY TANGIBLE DEAL WITH THE DEVIL AFTER THE KILLING OF RASTA ANDREW THE BODY GUARD WAS FORCED TO MARRY THE DEAD MANS SISTER THIS MARRAIGE IN HELL WOULD LAST ONLY IF THE BODY GUARD NEVER SHOW INTEREST IN THE QUEEN HE SAVED THE BODY GUARD JAMAICAN FEMALE DESIGNED A ROOT ON HIS LIFE FORSAKENED WITH 9 NAILS 9 PINS 9 NEEDLES SADLY GRAVEYARD DIRT SHOES FROM THE INTENDED VICTIM OF WITCH CRAFT BACKFIRED BECAUSE THE BODY GUARDS HEART BELONGED TO THE QUEEN THIS ALLOWED THE VOODOO TO ATTACK THE BODY GUARD WITH SUDDEN MULTIPLE STROKES THE MORAL OF THIS STORY NEVER MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL TANGIBLE LESSONS OCCURED WHILE RASTA ANDREW RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE WALKING BACKWARDS FAR FROM JAH FAR FROM HIS ROOTS
THE DUNMURRY INCIDENT
There’s a big row going on in Dunmurry
And the whole place has come to a stop
There’s a war going on with the girl who makes cakes
And the bird in the newspaper shop
They both fancy Taxi man Terry
Though Newspaper Nell saw him first
Yet it seems he’s enticed, by Puff pastry Pat
Now poor Nell is fearing the worst
Pat has been seen tempting Terry
With her big baps, and choice of cream cakes
Poor Nell can’t offer those fanciful things
But she’s willing to do what it takes
Then Pat hit Nell with a doughnut
So Nell thought she’d better give chase
She walloped poor Pat, with an old Sunday Life
Then rubbed newsprint all over her face
Pat staggered back to the bakery
And she brought out a large lemon pie
It went over Nell’s head, and into her ears
Some even went into her eye
Nell made a soft muted whimper
From the sting in her eye I suppose
She reached in her pocket, and that’s when aul Pat
Got a triple A, stuck up her nose
Well the cops, they arrived in a hurry
And they pulled the two ladies apart
So peace was restored to the village
And poor Terry, he had to depart
I relished my wedding cake.
Something I could never make.
I'm a useless cook but lucky for me
My mother in law is an expert you see.
Another son had opened a bakery shop.
She taught him all the knowledge he'd got.
From knee high he had learned at her side.
How to make any pastry rise high.
That cake was moist as moss after rain.
Fruit with raisins soaked in Guinness again.
After mixing with nuts and flour.
Then arranged into a tower.
The icing was a dream come true.
Iced baskets at each corner too.
Filled with flowers that looked divine.
I was so thrilled that cake was mine.
Such a happy day we had.
Thinking of it now makes me sad.
"Minutes in the mouth, years on the hips."
Pity he turned out to be such a d***.
5729 Evergreen Street
Hampton City
September 24, 2016
9:00 a.m.
Detective Sparkly arrived to the crime scene where Jaron was found dead. It was an abandoned parking lot. He looked to the nearby surroundings. There was not any house near. Only was a bakery store. He decided to enter to the store to buy a pastry.
After eating the pastry, he came back to the crime scene. He found a found a teared business card under an oak tree. It was the first clue found in the crime scene.
The business card had the initials JSS stock brocker company. That was the name of Jaron business. Detective Sparkly took it and put it in one of his pants pockets. He returned to his car and left the parking lot. The next place to visit will be the inponent JSS building. One of the most highest buildings in Hampton City. After arriving to the building, one of the Jaron executives introduced himself as Timothy Larson.
Detective Sparkly asked Timothy who was the last person to see Jason alive. He was one of Jaron's assistant. The last time Jaron was seen at the office was on September 16, 2016 at 9:00 p.m. after a meeting of the Board of Directors of JSS. Detective Sparkly thanked you Timothy and left the JSS building. He called Tarlene to meet at a renowned shopping mall called Woods Square to discuss the first findings.
Tarlene arrived to the shopping mall at 11:00 a.m. Detective Sparkly was waiting her in front of an oriental restaurant. They entered the restaurant to order Eel rolls. After eating, Detective Sparkly told to Tarlene that he suspects that someone from JSS was involved in Jaron's crime. Tarlene was shocked for Detective Sparkly deduction. Jaron never told her that he had any problem with a member of JSS company.
Detective Sparkly said goodbye to Tarlene. The investigation was already starting. The next place to visit will be Jaron's daughter, Christie. Jaron told to Tarlene last time they talked by phone that he was going to visit his daughter after the ending of JSS meeting. She lives in a mansion outside the limits of Hampton City. The visit was never realized. Detective Sparkly will interview her as part of the investigation .
Nayda Ivette
11-28-2015