Lloyds Poems - Poems about Lloyds

...To me Lloyd can’t attend: He does badly offend, Customers’ patience bend; After them could dogs send, So that cries might air rend, One sure to go crazy, When Lloyd’s answer is lazy… I’d pay......Read the rest...

...In my room with its broken door is a vast array of U3A nomenclature Admitting ones age is a drag A vast collection of antique SLR'S stands Just needing the servicing of fandango light Use it or ......Read the rest...

...Rachael Hood hacked into the Royal Bank, HSBC, Santander, the Bank of Scotland, The Clydesdale, Barclays, Lloyds/TSB and the Halifax, Got into each and every managers’ accounts, Took ninety p......Read the rest...

...A hot opportunity knocks Buy and sell incoming space rocks We love asteroids But are covered by Lloyds In case our own blocks suffer shocks......Read the rest...

...Not the first time........... I cheated death...... Last week... What a narrow squeak! The car narrowly missing me........ Yet determined to run me down Put me underground..... The ti......Read the rest...