To me Lloyd can’t attend:
He does badly offend,
Customers’ patience bend;
After them could dogs send,
So that cries might air rend,
One sure to go crazy,
When Lloyd’s answer is lazy…
I’d pay Lloyd good money
But found it not funny,
As Lloyd made it out wealth
Grabbed from off-and-on stealth.
Now, I’m free to wilt
And courage lose long built…
I draw not Lloyd’s notice,
For he serves not Curtis.
Categories:
lloyds, conflict, desire, food, places,
Form: Rhyme
In my room with its broken door
is a vast array of U3A nomenclature
Admitting ones age is a drag
A vast collection of antique SLR'S stands
Just needing the servicing of fandango light
Use it or lose it, the idiom goes
A coach trip awaits
were I could make a friend
to share my interests
like J'aime Francais
and Lloyds Park walks
almost being half a centurion Croydonite
Categories:
lloyds, adventure,
Form: Free verse
Rachael Hood hacked into the Royal Bank,
HSBC, Santander, the Bank of Scotland,
The Clydesdale, Barclays, Lloyds/TSB and the Halifax,
Got into each and every managers’ accounts,
Took ninety percent of their bonuses,
And left a thank you note handwritten in return.
It said, “Thank you for this money,
It is worth gold as it will save many lives,
And make a whole lot of people better, happier:
Warmer and save them from death,
And give them food and warm clothes.”
It was for the Syrian refugees,
Oxfam, Save the Children and WaterAid,
As Rachael had found out from them,
Just how ravishing and destructive life was for some,
For those who hadn’t done anything wrong,
Who hadn’t caused or aggravated their situation in any way,
And who where giving their all just to stay alive.
Categories:
lloyds, computer, corruption, death, children,
Form: Free verse
A hot opportunity knocks
Buy and sell incoming space rocks
We love asteroids
But are covered by Lloyds
In case our own blocks suffer shocks
Categories:
lloyds, business, funny, humorous, science,
Form: Limerick