Funny Little Sister Poems | Examples
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Stretched out,
On a daycare cot.
Told to take a nap,
Didn't want to!
A lot!
I might miss something,
So didn't make a peep.
Closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.
Waited until they were gone,
Snuck out across the lawn.
Knew where my brother had gone.
Up the stairs,
Into his room,
The teacher was talking about the moon.
Slid underneath his desk,
His legs hid me from the rest!
Stayed there until I had to pee,
Thats what gave me away.
But I didn't take a nap today!
My little sister,
Kind and sweet,
The truest girl you will ever meet.
Strong and stubborn too,
But that's what I love about you.
You always speak your mind,
An honest person like you is rare to find.
Loving and Caring,
Adventurous and Daring
Yes, we have our moments,
The occasional blue.
There are times that we argue.
Over silly things,
Oh the drama it brings.
We're sisters after all,
what do you expect.
But we apologize and show respect,
We always make up and eventually budge.
Neither of us can keep a grudge.
We play fight and and poke,
We tease and we joke.
Now taller than me,
you laugh and think its funny,
You never let me live it down,
All I can do is complain and frown.
My little sister,
Now not so little anymore,
know that whenever you need me,
I'll be there for you.
If you ever struggle,
I'll help you get through.
Although you can take care of yourself too,
Know that I will always be there to protect you.
If ever you need me all you have to do is say,
And as fast as I can I'll be on my way.
My baby sister right from the start.
I love you with all of my heart.
All The Funny Kids
By: Monique John
Full of joy
Unbelievably excited
Never-ending happiness
Nature’s lovers
Youthful
Kind hearts
Ideal company
Dare devils
Snuggle Monsters
How many Guinea Pigs can you see?
Is it one, or two, or maybe three?
There's Honey and Sweetie, and Old Master Monty,
He ogles the girls 'till his eyes go quite wonky.
As to which one's the best, we just can't agree
'Cos they all belong to my sister and me
They live out of doors in a house made by Dad,
It's lovely and posh, the best they could have
A bit like on holiday when your' van's been delayed
They shout, "on the house", A PLATINUM UPGRADE.
For having to wait, It's totally free
We're both very grateful, my sister and me.
We all love those Guinea Pigs, of that there's no doubt,
But when it comes to cleaning them out
We both try pretending it's the other one's turn
We go for the wind up but we both need to learn
That nothing worth having ever comes easily,
And one day we'll get there, my sister and me.
How long do you think there'll be only three?
Suppose they gave babies, like a real family.
There'll be hundreds of Poohs and thousands of wee's
I hope they don't do it on the brand new settee
Old Master Monty will be as proud as can be
As he blinks a sly wink at my sister and me.
Love
Stubborn, funny
Hugging, laughing, fighting
You can run. But you can't hide.
Bond
Families sat together when I was young
Ate popcorn had fun….
Around the coffee table we’ whine
Pass the chips gimme mine!
Black and white TV had just come to town
The neighbor had it, it was around.
But, oh the board games we’d play
Parcheesi, dominoes, monopoly!
We’d all sit on the floor on that mustard shag rug
My bratty little sister would get all the cat’s hugs.
The bowl of potato chips would be twixt Dad’s knees
And Mommy would ask to pass the bowl please.
Babe our dog would nose all the pieces
And the monopoly money would get covered with greases??
Boy, we’d laugh cause it always seemed
Baby brother would get thrown in jail, double-teamed.
Well, we never did get rich
But you know what’s funny?
I’d give anything…..
Anything for one more chance
At family…and that Monopoly money!
Monopoly the Game of Life
D. Guzzi
THE LITTLE MONSTER
It can be sweet, or very sour.
It can be your friend, or your worst enemy.
It lives inside.
Free to roam the outside.
It smiles big when it gets what it wants.
If taken away, on the floor it will stomp.
Like a magician with many tricks.
It farts.
It kicks.
When mad it has a very loud yell.
My mom dose not let me call it.
A demon from hell.
It pulls hair, it punches, and it screams.
With this little monster,
it is best to be on its team.
This monster who around others acts like an angel.
Is really a beast in disguise.
It tricks you with hugs and kisses.
It is very clever, very wise.
Under the skin the monster hides.
So what if it’s my sister from the outside
Skat & Son