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Dog List Poems

These Dog List poems are examples of List poems about Dog. These are the best examples of List Dog poems written by international poets.

Premium Member You Had Me At Pumpkin Spice
Days grow shorter, and the air turns crisper. It’s sweater weather again, and pumpkin spice season has finally here! Hooray!

Pumpkin spice, a seasonal delight, is...

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Categories: autumn,

Premium Member Yesterday
I installed a “cat door”
The mice moved out

I changed the door locks
The kids climbed in the window

I decided to try a vegan diet
Now I have...

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Categories: fun, word play,

Premium Member Cats and Dogs

a. Cats like servants; dogs like rulers
b. Cats bark: Dogs talk
c. Dogs eat plants; Cats eat chickens
d. Dogs are quiet:...

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Categories: cat, dog,

Premium Member Multiple Choices
The prize (Catholic School only)
The statue of some little known saint.

The contest
1.  Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar.

A)	2,865
B)	326 red ones
C)	All of...

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Categories: fun,

Premium Member Things To Do In 2022
Things to do in 2022
Breathe in – breathe out
Listen more – talk less
Pay attention
To the needs of the undemanding
Look people in the eyes
(it’s all you...

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Categories: change, humor, new year,

Premium Member Hellboy's Fight Record
Hellboy danced with the best of them,
With a record here, though incomplete...
Winning almost all of the time,
What a miraculous feat!

Date Opponent Location Result
XXxX Hecate L...

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Categories: appreciation,

Premium Member That Marmite Stuff
That marmite stuff I’ve never had:

I’ve never had it in a jar. Never had it in a car. How could I? UK is so far!


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Categories: food,

Premium Member Mercurial Me
mercurial me
from the mid west USA
a rapidly transplanted nomad
My husband moved me thirty-seven times
I attended eighteen colleges before I received a B.A.
masters degree...

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Categories: me,

Premium Member Forget Me Knots
Never pass a kid’s Kool Aid stand

Whenever possible pet a dog

Believe that if babies could talk
they’d tell us all to shut up

Stop talking to the...

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Categories: humor, irony, life,

Premium Member Making My Days Delightful
snuggles from my dog, 
being patted down by my cat,
painting a canvas, 
dragons, faeries and mushroom houses
my grandchildren's laughter, hugs and smiles
mashed potatoes with homemade...

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Categories: joy,

Weird Names We Call To Ourselves
There are so many grotesque allusions on us
that we lost ourselves in identity ... let's examine.
The list,,,

   Leg Canes,
elephant calves,
belly that is tripe

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Categories: allusion, analogy, appreciation, creation,

Premium Member There Is a Peacock In My Car
There is a peacock in my car.
The cows were I the road again.
I ran into the back of a semi.
I almost ran into the back...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Prohibited Poetry
Test icles
Female dog
Oral stimulation
Rectal insert
Bulb of the vestibule
Del dool
Fornication Under Consent of the King
Fudge factory worker
Ejacu late
Fleshy folds of skin
Black person ethnic slur
Rose thorn...

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Categories: america, baptism, culture, family,

Premium Member Labradoodles
Come on Jiggles, let’s go for our walk, and remember, walk with pride
That’s my girl, my beautiful standard poodle, with your sexy stride

Jiggles short tail...

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Categories: cute,

Premium Member If I Was President
If I was president I would teach all the prisoners to read.
form a committee of ten who had my back.
put cameras on every street corner...

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Categories: america, usa,