Dog List Poems

I sat beneath my bench near my bed, drew a picture for Ms. Pale I wanted to give her.
Mommy came in:,, Honey, for what is...

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Days grow shorter, and the air turns crisper. It’s sweater weather again, and pumpkin spice season has finally here! Hooray!

Pumpkin spice, a seasonal delight, is...

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I installed a “cat door”
The mice moved out

I changed the door locks
The kids climbed in the window

I decided to try a vegan diet
Now I have...

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CATS AND DOGS DIFFER IN THAT

a. Cats like servants; dogs like rulers
b. Cats bark: Dogs talk
c. Dogs eat plants; Cats eat chickens
d. Dogs are quiet:...

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The prize (Catholic School only)
The statue of some little known saint.

The contest
1.  Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar.

A)	2,865
B)	326 red ones
C)	All of...

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Things to do in 2022
Breathe in – breathe out
Listen more – talk less
Pay attention
To the needs of the undemanding
Look people in the eyes
(it’s all you...

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Hellboy danced with the best of them,
With a record here, though incomplete...
Winning almost all of the time,
What a miraculous feat!


Date Opponent Location Result
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XXxX Hecate L...

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That marmite stuff I’ve never had:

I’ve never had it in a jar. Never had it in a car. How could I? UK is so far!

Not...

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mercurial me
Gemini 
painter
cartoonist 
poet
from the mid west USA
Iowan
a rapidly transplanted nomad
My husband moved me thirty-seven times
I attended eighteen colleges before I received a B.A.
masters degree...

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Never pass a kid’s Kool Aid stand

Whenever possible pet a dog

Believe that if babies could talk
they’d tell us all to shut up

Stop talking to the...

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snuggles from my dog, 
being patted down by my cat,
painting a canvas, 
dragons, faeries and mushroom houses
my grandchildren's laughter, hugs and smiles
mashed potatoes with homemade...

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There are so many grotesque allusions on us
that we lost ourselves in identity ... let's examine.
The list,,,

   Leg Canes,
elephant calves,
belly that is tripe
mud...

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There is a peacock in my car.
The cows were I the road again.
I ran into the back of a semi.
I almost ran into the back...

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Test icles
Female dog
Oral stimulation
Wood
Rectal insert
Bulb of the vestibule
Raccoon
Box
Ipipi
Del dool
Dike
Cigarette
Akkineni
Mouthification
Analingus
Fornication Under Consent of the King
Fudge factory worker
Gay
Ejacu late
Fleshy folds of skin
Handwarmer 
Black person ethnic slur
Pene
Rose thorn...

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Come on Jiggles, let’s go for our walk, and remember, walk with pride
That’s my girl, my beautiful standard poodle, with your sexy stride

Jiggles short tail...

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