Things AI doesn't know
Why do we ask: “can you keep a secret?”
Knowing that if we’re telling them
That we can’t keep a secret.
Explain a black eye
1. I was wrestling with the dog
2. Opening a Champaign Bottle
3. My son and I were re-enacting the sword fight from Peter Pan
Captain Hook lost
4. Looked up when someone said “DUCK!”
5. Answered the alarm clock
You know you’re getting old when…
1. Getting out of the chair takes preparation
2. Dropping the remote makes the show you were watching seem better
3. You can’t find your glasses because you can’t find your glasses
4. You lose arguments with inanimate objects
5. The dog throws the ball for himself
6. The cat changes your litter box
7. You believe your legs have gotten longer or your arms shorter because you cannot get your sox on
8. Falcons are envious of your toe nails
9. You have hope for the next generation because you know how stupid you were as a kid
10. Your kids ask you to watch their kids…and you think..”maybe I didn’t do so bad”
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