Firework Limerick Poems

It was one firework night
The Lucifers they wouldn't light
It was a joke
Just lots of smoke
So everyone just had a fight...

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The nation faced such doom and gloom
Men gathered in a basement room
The gunpowder plot
Was brilliant- NOT
And parliament never went boom...

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It’s like the Battle of Britain he moans
I can’t survive this bombardment he groans
And then he said Sh*t
That’s a direct hit
What kind of numpty films...

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Timmy couldn’t wait for the fireworks display
Brilliant bursts in the night sky blew him away
The first time he saw them he cried,
Then match and chemicals...

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Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes
Don't ask what's 2 + 2
Can't answer... achooooo!
They'll come...

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Fireworks celebrating Victoria Day
Have a strange effect on Annie, she hides away
Cowering from the sounds
Explosions all around
It's extremely disturbing to survey...

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Crowds can be scary, become a violent band
It doesn't take a lot to turn ugly, to get out of hand
Just takes one to start it
Hell...

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Limerick crochetés: Once Japanese couple from USA

Once Japanese couple from USA
Skated to stardom near Tokyo Bay
Japanese throbbed waived flag
To recall champions snag
America gives no Trump...

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Her lover marches to her rhythm 

Her lover is a well used wind up toy to her game
That she uses to pleasure herself just the...

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Got some friends from across the sea
Who yell gesundheit every time they sneeze
A German word for health
And for excusing oneself
For getting gunk on each bystander's...

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There once was a mean man named Gregory
Who was famous for disgusting feats of treachery
Set fire to a cat
While it burned he just sat
As the...

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Come let's celebrate the fourth of July
With baseball, hot dogs, and Mom's apple pie
We're sure to ignite
Fireworks at night
So head on over, we'll light up...

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I will whip out my hot gun,
You hold the barrel, have fun;
Stroke with your finger,
Then pull the trigger 
And hit the target anon!


06/27/14...

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