7Th Grade Limerick Poems

hairy ghoul added juice to gruel
daughter thought he was a big fat fool
mind your business he said
you recent undead
she turned to go to monster school

gruel...

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floating over the forest trees
was for my nephew a breeze
as he floated past
a shadow he cast
I promptly yelled “put down your knees!”...

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two wily willing avocado boys
dressed in costume, making lots of noise
danced a ring around my sister
she knows them well, calls one mister
first cousins, known as...

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Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller)

To “toll” is to dance like a fox
Luring mallards or teals to the rocks
Where a hunter’s awaiting
What the dog has...

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Christmas brothers find a date for their dad
He was not happy not one bit glad.
He said take her to G’ place.
And pick up the pace.
I...

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Thinks he’s all that plus a pound of sugar.
I would not trade him for a nose bugger.
See the weird reindeer Comet?
He makes me want to...

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Dinosaur means fearful lizard in Greek
Seeing one today would be quite a freak
T-Rex had banana-like teeth
Seeing one eat would make me shriek
Loudly and proudly, not...

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Watch out for the heron, warned goose named Duce.
When he honks at you his spittle is loose! 
How will I know him?
I asked Uncle Jim.
Feathers...

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He has an arrogance that can be felt.
He’s big and burly not petite or svelte.
Smoking two packs a day
Frightens good girls away
And his breath smells...

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Whatever you do, don’t wake up the cat
He did not know how important was that
Made a bunch of noise at six
And was soon in a...

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Jealous John was angry all the time
His words were poison filled with slime.
Mother was a horrible drunk.
Home life had him in a funk.
His sadness paraded...

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Gremlins, gnomes, a leprechaun and thee imps 
Walked into a bar owned by some chimps 
Ate too many chips
Weight went to their hips
They rolled out...

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Candice is a candid candidate.
Her honesty harvests heretics’ hate
Not to be outdone
She creates lots of fun
Debunking deceivers during Des Moines’ Debate!...

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Matt’s moody mother mollycoddled him.
His toenails had a daily trim.
He sneaked out to date.
His girlfriend was great.
They fell in love which made mommy grim.

Matt pleaded...

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Penelope has the look of haughty
I doubt she could ever be naughty
She has a trained rat
That once ate a cat
Truly I am just being snotty

Penelope...

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