Humorous Lawyer Poems

Bjork stood upright in the dock
The judge looked up and frowned
The cuffs were firmly locked
As everyone stared him down

It wasn't me he pleaded
I didn't pull...

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The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
  The law he said he knew
...

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Are Lawyers needed? I put to you
       to begin our little tale.
Besides the time you smoked that pot
 ...

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Downtown there once was a crafty lawyer
Egged his clients to be straight-faced liar
Facing the judge they fumbled
Grilled, façade of lies crumbled
He lost all cases, made...

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On the first day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
a card from her new attorney

On the second day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to...

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Lawyer Wainwright harrumphed and rose to his feet
To defend his client in front of the jury,
In what all thought would be an impossible feat,
But approached...

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Hidden behind one of a billion screens 
Sits todays modern lawyer
Lines of code query through the possibilities 
Finding the best-fit affair

His personal attachment to the...

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