Lard Poems - Poems about Lard

Pickles in tea black beans with cheese Surely no way to a man's appetite please Carrots in lard cornbread that’s hard Cantaloupe feathered ...

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Lockdown Lard Ok, so let’s address the elephant in the room And the issue that does loom That most of us face Of our exuberant tastes That has led to …lockdown lard! Since March, life for everyone has been difficult and hard And we have all had to play our part In keeping the virus at bay So to our homes we have had...

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A Pound of Bacon David J Walker Think of this As you think of that The frying pan seems to be The logical plan to burn fat And I get the obvious connection To my affection for bacon juxtaposed To my burgeoning belly But - - - think of that The fat just melts away In the heat...

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Trump Lump of Lard Horn Haiku Trump sure is old grump; Broke ankle slipping on stump, With lard a big lump. Jim Horn...

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HE LAUGHED AT MY TEARS AND CRIED WHEN I WAS HAPPY HE SMILED WHEN I WAS ANGRY AND THROW RICE WHEN SHE REJECTED ME SHE LIKED HIS STYLE AND TOOK A LIKING TO HIM WHAT HAD BEEN BETWEEN US WAS ALL THEN RUINED SHE ENJOYED THE LAUGHTER WHEN OTHERS LAUGHED WITH HIM THEY TARGETED MY SUFFERING AND IT WAS PLEASANT FOR THEM THEN WHEN THE WINDS OF SUMMER...

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Trump Looked Like Lump of Lard Trump looked like a big lump of lard, No longer soft but he appeared hard; Hickory to dickory, And also slippery; We did need to destroy and discard. Jim Horn...

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After cautiously drawing another card, Have heard that old habits do die hard; Us likes to whip; Give us the slip; Trump's brain is like a lump of lard. Jim Horn...

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Everybody thinks I'm weird because I only eat lard. The doctors tell me that my arteries are getting hard. I don't consume vegetables, fruits, bread or meat. People call me crazy because lard is all that I eat. My days of eating lard will never come to an end. Why do I have so much trouble keeping friends? When people see...

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