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Lairy Poems - Poems about Lairy


WTC Final bowlers' ball
... Have bowlers become spicier? Hitches in batting riches Cut sl**s shut in a rut Pitches become dicier? Chestnut witches strut Gluts of stitches And seams dreams Humdrum Timb......

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Categories: lairy, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Dairy fairies
... ****s Gluts Societal Stutter More Cuts Suicidal Splutter Serfs Ruts Should be wary Weary of the scary Leery lairy Dairy Fairy Utter Nutter If's But's Gutter Mutter Tut Tutts Bec......

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Categories: lairy, environment,
Form: Rhyme



Cricketing Nirvanas and Nadirs
...“Heady heights..bright neon lights..giddy delights Arsonists torching the Indian empire Reputations scorching..awash with brilliant whites Gilded generation ire… spoils soiled in an oily qua......

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Categories: lairy, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Damn it this is our planet!
...Palindrome Poem...Reverse Verse about our Perverse Universe (flip gravity.. what goes down must then come up - sorry..read down then back up) "In this place we all call home Monstrously Machia......

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Categories: lairy, earth, environment, home, planet,
Form: Rhyme
Another Farage barrage
...Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage No longer a skewed malicious mirage Stronger imbued with pernicious camouflage Wronger spewed such vicious sabotage Doom Monger crude offici......

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Categories: lairy, political,
Form: Free verse



Kiss-Ups
...If a time and place is different for them to fire off their weaponry, to lie and win against a significant. What keeps a similarity in liability, to lie and win in a predicament where skill is a......

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Categories: lairy, community, conflict, feelings, how
Form: Lyric
You Cant Hit Short Men
...tall men tend to stand and watch the short man shouting out making up for that foot missing with his loudly mouth nobody stands up to them they know they’ll knock ‘em out it’s embarrassing to b......

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Categories: lairy, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hitching Hoochie
...Drinks fridge murmurs accusations at me Seals connect with whoosh of door close Defuses incriminating strip of lights lairy Where I go from this station, God knows! Lady taking my coins sneers,......

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Categories: lairy, angel, car, character, journey,
Form: Narrative
Mean Streets
...Newspaper blows along rain-washed streets, dying echoes of hash tags and tweets promising hook-ups, flash mobs and meets, long gone to their bed-sits and urban retreats. Puddles painted with ne......

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Categories: lairy, city,
Form: Rhyme
Lairy Men Scaredy Men
...Men get lairy and repeat this bull "know that I know a lot of people" an empty threat of purest simple tells of the fact they're a weak fool and blokes repeat this line every week cus they can......

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Categories: lairy, men,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sweet Old Cherries
...One, two, three, a-lairy, my favourite dish is Mary Yummy like a large bowl full of sweet ol' cherries With sugar and cream And slurping in between Parts of my body floats away like a fai......

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Categories: lairy, childhood,
Form: Limerick
Brahms and Liszt
...Happy. Genial. Merry. Jolly Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied Ganted, gubbed, guttered......

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Categories: lairy, drink,
Form: List
Peg-Leg Pete the Pirate and Dirty Deadeye Dan
...Peg-Leg Pete the Pirate was a very evil man, He used to eat his dinner from a filthy frying pan, And when he’s finished eating he’d play “catch me if you can” With his desperado first-mate known a......

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Categories: lairy, funny, evil, men,
Form: Verse

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