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Demonic raids are not iconic Crusades


We all know it's a charade a mirage

It is an unholy crusade going large

Trump vanity parade he's in charge

Innocents slayed in another barrage


We're being played Fox news montage

No camouflage this is not espionage

Evangelical right complete sabotage

Plans laid for a new white colonial Raj


No cruise through Hormuz for a barge

Tat tw*t Pete is the scary lairy sarge

In blighted Blighty we've got Farage

Nigel grabs his bible tasteless as marge

Plea to free every Kiwi



Squarely unfairly unsung young flung across the ditch flee

Happy for me to be the snitch as the rich get off scot free

Property toffs scoff as our nation’s next generation f*ck off

Another bung at the trough child’s play while we all pay GST


Fast lanes or in chains those with the reins no capital gains

No refrain from more cranes poor poured down the drains  

Got wonga join the conga to Rarontonga on private planes


Our saviour.. greedy behaviour giving trees to Scandinavia 

Relax those with the max keep their stacks with tax so lax 

Life givers charming rivers harming for lairy dairy farming 


Have observed scary what we’ve heard's absurd have a word

Got to roam can't afford a home blame Luxon's chrome dome

Uncle Fester a Stooge for every corporate Scrooge does pester

We've all been had unless you go to the bank of Mum & Dad


Undeserved the herd as endangered as our sad flightless bird

Blurred after all that has occurred society stirred then slurred.. 
 
Mad everything pricey everything dicey plea to free every KIWI

BATman and Robin


Awe & shock bowlers in the dock our warlock & glock “the judge”

Rapscallion and stallion wrangling with dangling golden medallion 

Facing the pacing battalion on our latest sinking Caribbean galleon

Our burly oracle with each follicle so curly a rock that won't budge


In that 90’s dungeon Robin our classy curmudgeon brassy bludgeon 

Truncheon fine dining on a hurly burly Courtenay & Curtly luncheon

Calms alarms and qualms delivers us from harm with stoic heroic psalms

Call to arms more like baobabs than palms those offside charms “the Judge”


Speedsters scary & lairy others wary prime time for our hairy chest fairy

Robin our pace Pontiff willow ace not a whiff or a riff or sniff of what if

Believers in his jobbing levers will go biff in any tiff that's the pith of Smith


Not just a county squire but quite possibly the ultimate Hampshire Sire

Calling card hit it so hard earned the fable label of both BATman & Robin

Hall of fame name can’t smudge hats doff to a complete one off “the Judge”


Starc having a lark


Hefty lefty lever trademark arc

Bazball achiever didn't embark

Whooping hooping looping shark

Hark that howling hallmark bark

Whizzing tizzing fizzing spark

Disembark batters off the park

Stoking smoking poking lark

Scary lairy fairy benchmark

Another sarky snark remark

In-jagger ragger dagger stark

Mighty Blighty's lights gone dark

Stagger..swagger malarkey of STARC!

Fury jury chorus of Tyrannosaurus Techs


Feud Tyrannosaurus Techs spewed they must be Taurus 

Their notorious own porous homegrown lewd chorus

On a heinous hardcore intravenous tour to floor us

Felling their telling of spoof truths pointless like Icarus 

Fury jury swelling..no quelling now imbued enormous

Screwed slewed after being pursued...they deplore us

Mood brewed skewed by a crude & rude thesaurus

Be shrewd make sure this brood are booed eschewed 

Moan their scary lairy tone or drone's prone to bore us

Dairy fairies


****s Gluts
Societal Stutter
More Cuts
Suicidal Splutter
Serfs Ruts

Should be wary
Weary of the scary
Leery lairy Dairy Fairy

Utter Nutter
If's But's
Gutter Mutter
Tut Tutts

Because of their ilk
Silk road's now
Bow..cash cow 
Kowtow to 
Road of Milk

Nadirs Clutter
Wing Nuts
Flitter Flutter
Garters from Guts
Soften your butter

Everything shudders
Will explode
Due to the udders

Rivers life
Givers rotten
Nature rife
Delivers from 
Strife forgotten
Moolah besotten

Milk powder
Or
Seafood chowder

Dairy highway dismay
All day diner
Cosplay for our new 
Crueler ruler.. China
 
Hip hip Hooray!


Kiss-Ups

If a time and place is different
for them to fire off their weaponry,
to lie and win against a significant.
What keeps a similarity in liability,
to lie and win in a predicament
where skill is an absolute necessity?

Bold and without a last abatement,
I see through the lies of industry.
Bold and without a past abashment,
wouldn't be paid a cent currency.
Seen by gross pure aggrandizement,
violent potent a cologne adversary.

Laughably, an obvious despondent.
Is there no end to one so lairy?
A stone thrown, I notice your salient.
I won't resemble the tuning veeries.
Even no pruning, losing an assailant.
The truth is tied up in flimflammery.

Path set by the trying time rodent.
Cocky, peacocking varies ostentatiously.
Read past the first half constituent.
Go pass-through a proof for checkery.
Auction of nonsense falsified Rembrandt.
Author a snow cipher meeting misery.

You Cant Hit Short Men

tall men tend to stand and watch the short man shouting out 
making up for that foot missing with his loudly mouth 
nobody stands up to them they know they’ll knock ‘em out 
it’s embarrassing to be the tall man knocking short men out 
though their loud they’re not a threat when acting hilariously upset 
nobody says can you shut up for a minute please 
ranting on like your period has just begun to bleed, 
there’s no honour stopping little men so little men go free, 
you could easily pick them up and you could throw them out to sea, 
but you wouldn’t get rewarded just labelled a bully, 
little men get lairy go unchallenged think they’re scary, 
when really they’re avoided 
no one wants to beat up fairies 
I could go and hit him and he'd land sometime next week, 
but that wouldn't be fair on him when he's already a little freak.

Mean Streets

Newspaper blows along rain-washed streets,
dying echoes of hash tags and tweets
promising hook-ups, flash mobs and meets,
long gone to their bed-sits and urban retreats.

Puddles painted with neon gaudy,
could be Mancunian, Scouse or Geordie,
late night streets, care-worn and tawdry,
home to the reveller, the lewd and the bawdy.

The siren's wail, the drunken fight,
the running feet of the loser's flight,
the screams of anguish hidden from sight,
sounds of the city, heightened at night.

Couples and couplings lurching and lairy,
high on the octane of Jack and Bloody Mary,
wandering zombie-like, staggering, starey,
on late night streets, decadent and scary.

With dawn's promise come different sounds,
the rubbish collectors doing their rounds,
policemen sorting the losts and the founds
night washed away like old coffee grounds.

Lairy Men Scaredy Men

Men get lairy and repeat this bull
"know that I know a lot of people"
an empty threat of purest simple
tells of the fact they're a weak fool

and blokes repeat this line every week
cus they cant beat you up they're a geek
they know nutters mad men and some freaks
cus they can't beat you up they're too weak 

In reality it's somewhat witless
when a man can't handle his own business
personalities shouldn't make hitlists
thinking it's a beating they'll witness

because when I think you're out of place mate 
I stand square and speak straight to the face
then without wait hastily demonstrate
my way of putting you back in your place

Premium Member Sweet Old Cherries

One, two, three, a-lairy, my favourite dish is Mary
Yummy like a large bowl full of sweet ol' cherries
With sugar and cream
And slurping in between
Parts of my body floats away like a fairy

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