Funny Kyrielle Poems

I read Cyndi's blog
Lord have mercy!

I laughed
Lord have mercy!

And then I thought about my unmentionable
Lord have mercy!

Then I laughed again
Lord have mercy!

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Funny thing, tried to...

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My nose is getting red like Santa’s perhaps I’ll grow a beard
Welcome to my holiday home at this special time of year
I’ve hidden all the...

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I still have faint memories of the day
When in our small living room I did play
A toddler of three, spinning on my head
Lord, why wasn’t...

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The latter years some people fear
When approacing shed many tears
But now at end I seek good deeds
My mature soul does richly feed

When in the mirror...

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It's raining see
Lord have mercy!

It's really a damp cold, see
Lord have mercy!

The heat is drying me
Lord have mercy!

Parched and cracked skin, oh me!
Lord have mercy!...

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Turned it loose and got drunk
As a smelly old skunk
On disgusting cheap wine
In the Carolina pines

Shot guns at thin air
(Who the heck gonna' care?)
Weren't it...

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David Opu had more money than money could buy.
He lived his life wanting more, he was corrupted by a lie.
That money can make you happy...

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It’s a great day to shake and bake
Dance, sing, and eat all of your cake
It’s time to wear your dinner gown
Happy Birthday Dear Carol Brown

Upon...

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Two moons shine in the morning sky
Join each other as time goes by
Providing light to guide the night
Like Rhoda’s birthday shining bright

From a place so...

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Happy birthday to you Jenny
Hope your big day brings you plenty
Keep a bright smile all the way
Your mom sings your praises today

Soon you will be...

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Happy Birthday Mary Duhart
Enjoy a great day from the start
Celebrate your day on the go
Upon reaching the Big Five 0

As you blow out all the...

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I always liked country music, but never could figure out what country it was from.

I will shortly be a contestant on "American Idle"

When my mother...

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