Klutz Poems - Poems about Klutz

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......Read the rest...

...We edit our text and make cuts To avoid the mantra word-klutz What's publishing next Are my lines badly hexed Here on poetry soup to nuts ......Read the rest...

... A klutz can't dance, has no balance ~ precluding romantic dalliance ......Read the rest...

...Arrogant parrot with disdainful eye Beloved pet of a seafaring man Beautiful colours that would make you sigh Bird's jaded vision the whole room does scan. Tropical bird quite spoilt by......Read the rest...

...Away in a circus I’d lions to tame. Controlling the wild beasts Was my claim to fame. Lions were escaping, ‘Twasn't me they'd eat. Quickly, they ran past me Hunting for fresh meat. Acro......Read the rest...

...fingering white pages, one by one, painted with ebonic ink. borrowed, i’m blushing like a bride. the rush of pages, windmill churning… so careful, this klutz, sipping......Read the rest...

...Old-time fans called him 'The Great White Hope' Larry Bird had to 'walk the tightrope' He was no dope; he knew he was special So he focused hard on crossing that threshold By 1980, ......Read the rest...

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again Even when iron not red hot, I implement non customary quarks regarding foreigner rather cold as ice namely delinquent outsize credit card debt mand......Read the rest...

...I run from negativity She laughs and chases me I jump on a skateboard, and dash out of sight She will not relent I hear her in my ear You are such a klutz! You will probably fall off this ska......Read the rest...

...The old adage “variety is the spice of life” is quite profound! William Cowper was the author and didn’t need to utter a sound The words are perfect for creative souls For mixing things up helps t......Read the rest...

...Kiwi felt like a giant klutz Tried to fly, but he fell on his butts. After six attempts, said “this is nuts”. He began to walk then from huts to huts. Here he comes; he is a p..............Read the rest...

...My computer knowledge has taken a dive Once was a whiz now difficult to survive Knew all the shortcuts Now feel like a klutz Must start again loading my hard drive......Read the rest...

...Clyde Rolf Played golf First nine Went fine Next nine Not fine He muffs In roughs Sand trap Oh crap Tough break In lake Bad hook In brook Blew putts Some klutz Hurled ......Read the rest...

...I was forever losing things, and my laughing friends called me a klutz, Like darker skies misplace buttery sun, when a severe storm develops. I had once lost the keys to my house, and waited lock......Read the rest...

...We once visited Belize It had the bluest seas I tripped in the water And bumped my daughter Landing on my knees © 2021......Read the rest...