A klutz can't dance, has no balance
~ precluding romantic dalliance
Categories:
klutz, dance, romance,
Form: Monoku
Kiwi felt like a giant klutz
Tried to fly, but he fell on his butts.
After six attempts, said “this is nuts”.
He began to walk then from huts to huts.
Here he comes; he is a p........
Categories:
klutz, humorous,
Form: Monorhyme
Time for some funnies
Now what shall I write?
About klutzy old Jackles?
Should be a delight!
Been quite renowned
For his blunders at times
Here are a few
Of his more classical kind!
Riding his bike
And passing a parked car
Door opens... a collision...
He falls on his ****!
Floating on icebergs
And under some bridges
Berg disappears...
Water quite frigid!
Trying to impress
This acquaintance of old
Talked for a while
Then walked into a pole!
Oblivious, don't notice
While strolling with friends
A crotch high stake...
Doubled over I bend!
They weren't always funny
Well not at the time
Luckily, the injuries
Weren't the serious kind!
Categories:
klutz, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Time for some giggles
Now what shall I write?
About klutzy old Jack?
Should be a delight!
Been quite renowned
For his blunders at times
Here are a few
Of his more classical kind!
Riding his bike
Passing a parked car
Door opens... a collision...
He falls on his ****!
Floating on icebergs
And under some bridges
Berg disappears...
Water quite frigid!
Trying to impress
This acquaintance of old
Talked for a while
And walked into a pole!
Oblivious, don't notice
While strolling with friends
A crotch high stake...
Doubled over I bend!
They weren't always funny
Well not at the time
Luckily, the injuries
Weren't the serious kind!
© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories:
klutz, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Time for some funnies
Now what shall I write?
About klutzy old Jackles?
Should be a delight!
Been quite renowned
For his blunders at times
Here are a few
Of his more classical kind!
Riding his bike
And passing parked cars
Door opens... a collision...
He falls on his ****!
Floating on icebergs
And under some bridges
Berg disappears...
Water temperature's frigid!
Trying to impress
This acquaintance of old
Talked for a while
Then walk into a pole!
Oblivious, don't notice
While strolling with friends
A crotch high stake...
Doubled over I bend!
They weren't always funny
Well not at the time
Luckily, the injuries
Weren't the serious kind!
Categories:
klutz, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Concealed behind my smile.
Stare into my eyes for a while.
Feeling so unstable.
Gripping on the edge of the table.
Life pulling me under.
How long to go?
I wonder.
Stitches pulled from cuts.
Healed before but I'm a klutz.
My emotions change like the weather. A day like this I wanted never.
To forget my past.
That's all I ask.
Rid me of this heavy burden.
Open up to the world, pull the curtain. Let it all out tonight.
Don't just give up the fight.
Pull through all the tough time.
Then you will be truly mine.
Categories:
klutz, depression, loveme,
Form: Rhyme
aches and pains
all caused by myself
trips and fall
making myself bleed
my fault
a klutz
greaseful
what is wrong with me
i trip over air
i fall over my own feet
what's next
i fall in the street
get hit by a car
and not make it that time...
Categories:
klutz, funny, teen
Form: I do not know?