Mister Klutz

Time for some funnies
Now what shall I write?
About klutzy old Jackles?
Should be a delight!

Been quite renowned
For his blunders at times
Here are a few
Of his more classical kind!

Riding his bike
And passing parked cars
Door opens... a collision...
He falls on his ****!

Floating on icebergs
And under some bridges
Berg disappears...
Water temperature's frigid!

Trying to impress
This acquaintance of old
Talked for a while
Then walk into a pole!

Oblivious, don't notice
While strolling with friends
A crotch high stake...
Doubled over I bend!

They weren't always funny
Well not at the time
Luckily, the injuries
Weren't the serious kind!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Breidenthal Avatar
May 27, 2015 at 7:30 AM
Hilarious one, Jack! You're not the only one... I am a serious klutz! I've ran into a pole many a time - sometimes I trip on my own feet! Anyway, love these cute rhymes. Absolutely funny one! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
May 27, 2015 at 8:11 AM
Klutziness does make us bad people!!! LOL We're still loveable!!! Huggsies, dear Laura! xxx
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