I know of our neighbor called Kimbo
who joins poker deals like a gizmo--
he slammed one big bluff
lost all his rich stuff--
paid debt cleaning old waiter's limo !
Written for Funny Limericks of Line Gauthier
10/24/2017
Categories:
kimbo, games, humorous, money,
Form: Limerick
Dear Mrs. PMS,
I'm so glad that you only visit once a month
Because you are truly a Royal Pain in the A**
You turn my woman into the Incredible Hulk
I Mean Literally
Man, when she gets mad I get mad
And I really don't like her when she gets mad
The tone her of voice change
Her pretty smiles
Turns into frowns
And let's not talk about sex
Baby......
Because there's no
If, ands, buts, or maybes
I mean even spooning when you're around
Might be kinda crazy
You remind me of that Michael Jackson
Song 'You Just Wanna Be Starting Something'
And as long as you're around
I won't be getting nothing
But treated cold as ice
And I better not say one word
Because she packs a powerful punch
Like Kimbo Slice
Before your a** showed up she was nice
And NOW
She like the man of the relationship
And I'm her Bi***
I'll be glad when you leave Mrs PMS
You Nasty son of a B****!
Categories:
kimbo, art, humorous,
Form: Free verse
All you can say about this young lady
Is that she's back and performing better than ever
Just to see her competing in exhibitions is enough
To tell me that she has the tools it takes to be a gymnast
Her name's Kim Zmeskal better known as "Kimbo"!
She would have been a member of the 1996 U.S. Women's Team
But she suffered a severe knee injury
When she tried to come back out of retirement
And had to be sidelined for a while but she's back.
She was a member of the 1992 team
That won a bronze medal at the Olympics
And became the third U.S. team in history to win a medal.
She had an awesome career in gymnastics
With’ six perfect tens and nine international titles
And if she's still able to compete in competitions
There's no telling how many more titles she will win.
I fell in love with her the very first time
I saw her compete in a competition on TV
When she leaped into my heart and has stayed
And she became my first and favorite sweetheart!
Categories:
kimbo, sports,
Form: Free verse