Humorous Kangaroo Poems

what's a man to do
when he meets a kangaroo
and the kangeroo's called Andrew

he said how do you do
can you help me out I'm new
I'm a...

Read More

A hippo and a kangaroo
were in a bar in Kathmandu. 
The hippo ordered a cold beer,
let us make that very clear.
The kangaroo on the other...

Read More

I was just a little one, in the grass, enjoying the sun, 
when a shadow covered me.
She had appeared suddenly, in one swell hop.
It was...

Read More

A Hopping Kangaroo

What on top of home is attached;
How about a roof that is thatched?
And was always hard when I drew
A picture of a hopping...

Read More

Everybody's doing it
Eileen's Kangaroo Hop
The very latest worldwide craze
Excitement till you drop

Grab your loving partner 
Your most favourite li'l kitty
Hop around like a kangaroo
To this...

Read More

Have you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle

Sometimes barks like...

Read More