Humorous Jewish Poems

Purim Serum
Reverse the decree, costume quorum,
Dour outlooks, ingrates can wait,
To “V’Al HaNissim” respond “Amen!”
‘Til Shichur or REM inebriate,
Confusing “Baruch Mordechai & Arur Haman”,
Choose an opponent...

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3,334 years ago tomorrow 
  the Israelites crossed the Sea
If they had all drowned instead
  today I wouldn’t be me…

The Sea split in...

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Passover’s only one short week away
Though we have yet to start cleaning, oy vey!
   Smiley faces wear no frowns  
  ...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Holiday Rush

I am so tired, 
I can not think clearly. 
I have had too much coffee, 
and of course...
too little sleep. 
That goes with the...

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Chaim Tickles the Ivories on our 14th 

Blooma Yehudis's Cure for Tickle Cell Anemia:
The Bilecks, Chaim's Piano & Poor Puns,
Bananagram Moshe, Laundry & Sleep-o-mania,
Shalom Bais,...

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We're mailing Purim cards w Latino Food stamps, hence this poem will accompany:

Purim Amp Stamp!

Note the Stamps?

"Not chosen, Just Hurled"?,

Au contraire, They're Lamps,

Hot Tamales Unfurled,

Latino...

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A duet (Palestine & Israel) in the style and melody of Home On The Range
a humorous satire in song parody of over 4,000 years of...

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For a Semite a mite 
is an anti-Semite.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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